Aber, Marnie, Fatima, Heidi, Ramen, Maddy, Lisa. They all were born with and still have penises just like every other woman. No, they don't. I just had to bust DP's and M0nde's bubbles.
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Aber, Marnie, Fatima, Heidi, Ramen, Maddy, Lisa. They all were born with and still have penises just like every other woman. No, they don't. I just had to bust DP's and M0nde's bubbles.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about ramen, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXHwIrEpeSQQuote:
Originally Posted by boobz
Gorilla warfare in action.
all those people you mentioned are actually women ob that's the difference
ob, boys have penises, girls have vagina's, your a boy! you have a penis, wish you would have known this sooner. could have saved you alot of trouble
I do?Quote:
Originally Posted by dp
transexual riddler
It may be turned inside out or otherwise horribly mutilated, but a penis is a penis is a penis
So to is a limb but try telling wounded war veterens that.Quote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
yes ob, you cutting your dick off is just the same as wounded war vet's, in fact you should head on down to the VFW for some drinks and let them all know that. i am sure they will welcome you with open arms
Wounded war veterans don't go around expecting everyone to pretend they still have 2 armsQuote:
Originally Posted by 0bnoxious0ne
ob: hey man where did you serve?
vet: iraq, the first and second one, how about you,
ob:oh they would never let me in the army, but i know how you guys feel getting your limbs blown off, you see i cut off my own dick cause i want to be a lady
vet: MY BUDDIES DID NOT DIE FACE DOWN IN THE SAND SO FAGGOTS LIKE YOU COULD CUT OFF YOUR OWN DICKS
lost my dick in battle and now i have super powers liek i can stop ppl from saying jokes just by shreaking at the top of my lungs about how offended i am
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by dp
dp wishes
Cody too
i basically will kill you
my avatar is saying "i will bring my 9gag army here to destroy this place" you will all be sorry
he doesn't visit the south because ramen would tear him apart with her gothic crew of walmart dropkicks
let me go and listen to tool because maynard is lord savior and it's too 'deep' for you to understnad greatness
I think you mean clitoris, unfortunately you have no clitoris.Quote:
Originally Posted by 0bnoxious0ne
if it makes any difference i think jane marie is really hot and is blurring the line between woman and transexual
youre so gayQuote:
Originally Posted by cberry
but i agree jane marie could suck my dick and lick my utthole any day of the week there would be no way i would give up a chance on a 110% convincing trap
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Originally Posted by boobz
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You never heard of sex reassignment surgery.Quote:
Originally Posted by juji
It us performed in Mexico as well.
i also do Sex reassignment surgery as a hobby, i don't charge cause that would seem wrong to me as i am not an actual doctor, but i do get to keep what ever i cut off and offset my costs that way.
ooh send me some clits plz, i will use them as training to find clits when they are still attached
plz send me a big ol' bag o clits
i reinvest what i take from one "client" and put it on another, so let's say OB comes into my garden shed one day,, yes i know what your thinking doing surgery in a shed seems really unclean and dangerous, well if you wanted safe and clean maybe you should go to an acutal doctor.
anyways let's say OB comes to my shed for a snip one day, i'll thorw that dick in my bucket o' dicks for later, cause tommorw if OB's dyke wife might come in and want a dong, well instead of having to buy a dong, i got the same one i cut off ob in my bucket o dicks, and i just slap it on there, a few pops from my nail gun and HE'S out the door.
i try to do my small part to stay green and i do that by recycling dicks
who ever invented fags anyway? The Roman Legions?
No, greeksQuote:
Originally Posted by Lexi Persimmons
ramen takes it greek-style
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