The requirements to be an obese:
1- Drink sodas everyday that sugar will block your blood flow.
2- Eat McDonalds foods or some processed foods
3- Repeat step 1 and 2 everyday, you will gain 20 lbs per week.
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The requirements to be an obese:
1- Drink sodas everyday that sugar will block your blood flow.
2- Eat McDonalds foods or some processed foods
3- Repeat step 1 and 2 everyday, you will gain 20 lbs per week.
I weep for that cat.Quote:
Originally Posted by m0nde
the veneration of gold catQuote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
I have now established that Africa is a shithole filled with shitskins
http://i.imgur.com/6feS0.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by juji
"African-American" is an insult, they should add "Niggers" because they behave
elz confirmed for bloomberg. no wonder he's out to ban earbuds now.
seriously? christ what is that guy's problem why does he want to be everyone's momQuote:
Originally Posted by plusle riot
he's the worst. don't bother trying to reduce the street crime or boost education, no, soda and ear buds are more important. don't want NEW YAWK to be fat and deaf ratehr than uneducated and incarcerated
i really miss giuliani
it's even more surprising coming from a republican this nanny state shit is usually the democrat's area
he really fucked up last year too with the one snowstorm, nothing was plowed, people were trapped. people actually died because they were unable to get medical attention. it don't matter because he's rich as shit and 16oz sodas and earbuds are a priority
the judge shut him down on the soda case though lel. he's still trying
i don't even care for big gulps or whatever but no one wants to live in a fascist state where you don't even have the choice of drinking shit or listening to music too loud like you're some fucking retard that doesn't know any better.
well at least he's just the mayor and not governor or god forbid president
you'll get no argument from me, I don't even think the government is within its rights to outlaw meth and heroinQuote:
Originally Posted by plusle riot
i hope chris christie is still planning on running for prez
I'd rather have rand paul or john huntsman, rand paul is basically my hero after that drone strike filibuster
I sent him an email to thank him and those fuckers signed me up for his mailing list
that's what you get for showing gratitude these days.
idk it just seems like you want anything done these days, these fuckers whose job it is to make shit happen just end up telling you to call your fucking local senator and whatnot. they give you the number and that's that, job well done. i am srsly considering citizenship just so i can get paid as much to tell people to call other people to do my job for me.
Citizen or not, you're never going to be put in charge of the phones for a political campaign sounding like a foreigner, not in a country as nationalistic as this one is since 9/11
oh man and the only kind of american accent i specialize in is valley girl. how did Schwarzeneggar do it?
30 years of action movies. maybe you could get a part in the next predator remake.
I don't even know what is bloombergQuote:
Originally Posted by plusle riot
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Originally Posted by maks
ya i'llbe the 3 titted chick
closed source
http://i.imgur.com/vD8Zgla.png
fascist mayor of NYCQuote:
Originally Posted by juji
If you have 3 tits why haven't we seen a picture?Quote:
Originally Posted by plusle riot
Can't a guy have cybersex in peace jeesh you nosy nellyQuote:
Originally Posted by juji
I can't even have a cybersex with a girl :sad:
you can have cybersex with ob, he pretends to be a girl that's almost the same thing right
Unfortunately she doesn't use skype
won;t kill you to install msn messenger or yahoo or whatever old person service he uses
I personally hate msn messenger and yahoo
so do I but that's the price you gotta pay to have pretend sex with a 50 year old pretend girl
*field of ignorance*
me gustan los hamburguesas y los refrescos
pero me gustan muchas las hormigas
msn is shutting down which would have been big news 10 years ago
might sign in one last time to call anyone online a big fag