my new boyfriend
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my new boyfriend
dp is dating guldcat
it's so easy to read someone like lisa when you learn their e-persona is actually real, because someone like her is exactly like this in real life, so it's not like the rest of us where it's kinda a mystery because we're sane and our text isn't our real thoughts and feelings lol damn I'm smart and not plug drugs smart either
basically this thread is proof positive lisa is mad dp is flirting with gulscat, lisa NEVER would of made this thread if dp wasn't flirting with guldcat
what's even more interesting is dp doesn't have the slightest of actual feelings for either of them, but in lisa's :twisted: mind she actually thinks dp is syncan.
welp dp get ready cause she wants to have your baby then kill it now all because you had to chaise you some Guiscard tail
this is why this is all so boring to me I know how all of you act and I know there's only about 30 at most probably 15 different ways humans act then after that everyone is near identical, only how much anime we watch determines our social status.
lisa was already generic before the drugs but drugs in the method category almost always turn people even more into that stereo type you see from heavy drug users who have rotter their mind, they listen to eminem
I think she's talking about me
I think I don't care
hmphQuote:
Originally Posted by sex with dead people
No, I'm still trying to get over my breakup with Bob.
nothing's gotta change between us, we can still flirt and play grab ass, well as long as you don't mind a little competition with desoQuote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
it's not like we were going to meet up or anything, don't you live like 1500mi away from TN?
competition is code for spread eagle and lathered in perfume
paws off
i wish i had a gay nigger girlfriend
i bet you would be irresistable in dior hypnotic poison... that stuff just grabs me by the dick and won't let goQuote:
Originally Posted by Desolation
deep and trueQuote:
Originally Posted by steveyos
speaking of women who when other men flirt with them I want to kill them this is a death threat bob today I walked into the kitchen and was like what smells like caramel and my sister put her arm under my nose and I ran my nose along her arm and sniffed it hard and it was her moisturizer and it was very sexyQuote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
you should tell her how you feel, it doesn't matter that she's your sister. just for gods sake if you guys get it on then never mention to anyone ever (except us)Quote:
Originally Posted by rubycalaber
hello faggots
I am fucking gay
rubys sister is gorgeous
ruby does your sister know of your lust for her, i mean what if she saw this fourm, or warched the history channel,
Yeah I have no intentions of driving out there lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
No offense. :)
none taken, i'll just have to desire you from a distance :heart:
Don't want to get murdered by your wife.
i go to the west coast all the time mtic we should def hang out ,and post together,, it would be so epic
she's mine now bob hughes marks and everyone else who fell in love with mtic, mtic has and will always be my interent girlfriend katie and gloria and midget red head guy i love all of you,Quote:
Originally Posted by steveyos
Then suddenly I'll disappear from Rubynet and the world altogether.Quote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
off to flordia to murder garifled and his entire family, then time to criss cross the entire nation to murder everyone who has ever been mtic
Lisa keeps leaving me rep comments asking me to fuck/finger her...gross.
see guys your nerdy fucking emotions are scaring girls right off of the fuxcking planetQuote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
if i can run mom thinks im cool off this forum, it will be a real feather in my cap
fucking lolQuote:
Originally Posted by steveyos
Have I ever told you about the health benefits of eating broccoli?Quote:
Originally Posted by Cody
It contains important antioxidants like Beta-carotene and vitamin C that greatly reduce the risk of cataracts, heart
disease, and various types of cancer. Glad to be of help. :)
Should I be annoyed or should I laugh when someone gray reps me?
Quote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
Report them for the gray rep if it occurs again. There's no reason we should have to endure such nonsense.
I was going to rep you with "fuck my stinky hole-lisa" but I have to spread it around first.Quote:
Originally Posted by sex with dead people
"pound my stinky hole-lisa" would have been more prudent.
Nope sorry.Quote:
Originally Posted by sex with dead people
That would be GulDucat.
You posted in the same topic as her once which means you are her boyfriend
I love it when my new boyfriend posts in topics with me
I love it when lisa.txt