[im the smartest poster]
Transform the first box into the second by cutting it into two pieces and rearranging them
http://i.imgur.com/G5cTG.jpg
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[im the smartest poster]
Transform the first box into the second by cutting it into two pieces and rearranging them
http://i.imgur.com/G5cTG.jpg
thats three pieces its gotta be two
two cuts makes three pieces
I don't even need to be in this thread, I know I'm the smartest poster. The shit I read would melt most of your brains: Nietzsche, Jung, Schopenhauer, Kant, Descartes
I know 'everything there is to know about drugs', whenever I name drop organic chem shit saying stuff like "3,4-methylenedioxymethylalphamethylphenethylamine" people think I'm googling that shit and copy pasting it but theres no google here bro ive got this shit down to memory, my brain runs circles around yours, i couldnt think as slow as you if i tried
i've never been as horrible and as unimaginative a poster as any of you lizards, even when i was 11 years old i was trolling the AOL chatrooms like a fuckin pro
psychology 101 and philosophy of ethics 101 lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
you think those old fuckers are '101'??? have you ever tried reading any of them? Just because they are the most famous does not mean they are the most basic. You couldn't even last a fucking page reading any of them. Go ahead, bring any one of their books up on google and try to summarize to me just one of their pagesQuote:
Originally Posted by Camoron
you wanna know how smart i am? when my brain operates at 100% of my potential, language begins breaking down in my mind into a useless pile of contradictions and dissonance - because the english language is an unsuitable medium for my thought.
I am constantly having to dumb down the words I use and the complexity of my sentences just to communicate with morons like you
Jacques Derrida, Chomsky - ever read them?
im the smartest poster and i have a booklet of over 1000 completed sudoku puzzles right here to verify my claim
too bad you're a shit poster
I was hoping you could give me a little insight into the evolution of German Literature post-Goethe. See, my contention is that Faust left literally nothing for fictional authors to write about; Goethe's writings exhausted the capacity of the German language and hence, a generation of would-be fiction writers turned instead to philosophy: which is why we find 19th century German literature to be rich with philosophers - not fictionalists. Some even attribute this to the cause of fascism's rise in Germany. After all, Fascist politics had to originate from political philosophy - specifically Nietzsche (misinterpreted as he may have been).Quote:
Originally Posted by Cody
that is to say, I find your rambling peroration to be little more than a soliloquy of fuck
blah blah blah you're having to fall back on "shit poster" insults because you're corneredQuote:
Originally Posted by Camoron
are you just going to recite synonyms you learned in 11th grade English, or are you actually going to create some original thoughts?Quote:
Originally Posted by Camoron
plug drugs is mad he cant solve the box :monocle:
heres an original thought
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Influen...he_and_fascism
i too unbury old dead words that have the potential for being fashionable and then pretend like i've been using them since i was the age of 3
Oh wait, you don't even find good words yourself, you just repeat them after hearing other posters use them on different forums.
And looks like you don't even have a very complex taste in words either - you just listen for anything with more than 3 syllables and if you're lucky enough to catch wind of its meaning, you add it to your list of "words to use when trying to sound smart"
amateurs
yeah i keep a list for when people try to act smart on a nigger dick forum
that is how much i care about what plug drugs thinks of me
a metaphorical list you dumb-dumb, a cognitive "list"
don't try to deny the existence of this list, you know you have one, even if its only subconsciously
if by that you mean i have an expansive vocabulary that I can use when I need to, then yes
I don't use nearly out-of-use words on a regular basis because i dont want to look like a pretentious dick, just like I don't discuss philosophy on a comedy forum where posting a bunch of gay black men fucking each other in the ass is considered highbrow
it is a comedy forum or well at least its supposed to be, not a bunch of self-proclaimed trolls arguing over who sick-burned who
the only posters who make me laugh these days are marks and dp,
but it takes the humor away when you see the lesser posters trying to imitate them
nobody cares what you think
you going to follow me around and nitpick my posts now or something
yeah
deal w/ it
don't be jelly that my dad's cum was superior to the cum of other males and produced a baby with a genetically superior brain
did your superior dad ever release his superior cum into your superior ass
NO!
i have several extra cognitive processes compared to a normal human brain -- so do those who are autistic, but mine are actually coherent and synchronized; leading some pyschologists who analyzed my mind to believe that those with autism were merely failed attempts of humanity trying to evolve. But I am the successor,
in the German's tongue I am over-human, UBERMENSCH
i am so good at making calculations that i don't even need to think of correct answers, my intuition simply yields consistent positive results -- as if it were fate for me to always be right
http://i.imgur.com/L4ZYf.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
is this your new gimmick
:lmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo
so dandanda do you have a solution for the box puzzle
i have an idea but it involves folding idk if you're allowd to do that
yeah i got it with just cuts no folds
heres the solution if you wanna see it http://i.imgur.com/5ermS.jpg
the grid pattern is just there to fuck with you isnt it