i layered wild bluebell w/ orange blossom (both by jo malone) i smelled like heaven on earth
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i layered wild bluebell w/ orange blossom (both by jo malone) i smelled like heaven on earth
and did it give you blueballs?
one step closer to crossdressing btw keep up the good work
Do you have fetish in female perfumes?
yesterday I sniffed the seat my one friend irl's sister sat on while jerking off to the scent of her perfume
i got blue balls awhile back and when i finally masturbated the release was so satisfying and complete i farted for about a 4 seconds
did it smell like curry?
i don't think so, i don't derive anything sexual out of it i just love the smell of women and if i spray perfume on me then i smell women all the timeQuote:
Originally Posted by juji
pics or it didn't happen
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Originally Posted by rubycalaber
fucking lol
the sweet smell of curry was like a woman's perfume worn by a narcotics abusing mental caseQuote:
Originally Posted by rubycalaber
Holy fuck, that's grossQuote:
Originally Posted by m0nde
bob is doing really well now actually
i've been clean for 50 weeks nowQuote:
Originally Posted by m0nde
NA will tell you that once you're a narcotics abusing mental case, you're always a narcotics abusing mental case
just like how once you're married you're married forever, oh wait
yes i'll always be an addict, but i no longer use drugs
it's like the marnies once a marnie always a marnieQuote:
Originally Posted by rubycalaber
you layered wild bluebell with orange blossom to cover up the scent of natural despair and a sorry life
did you ever smoke crack before, if not then maybe u should try it, you might not be addicted to it,
wait wait wait I have another oneQuote:
Originally Posted by m0nde
just like how a dog's for life not just for christmas, oh wait
just like a life inside your house is the same as doing something with it
:itsamystery:
what the hell clay i probably have the best life of anyone here atmQuote:
Originally Posted by clay
except dp maybe because i don't own a lake yet
youof all peoplw know how that can change in a heartbeatQuote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
clay knows all the taco bell drive through employees in the greater garland area by there first names and was a groomsmen in 2 of there weddings
one you're addicted to any substance you're addicted to them all. the disease of addition is much deeper than drug abuseQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
you might end up in some 90 year old arab ladies basement and can't play video games past 9pm,,,Quote:
Originally Posted by m0nde
just like once you go black you never go baack
i'm being carried by forward inertia at this point, as long as i continue to suit up & show up my life is just going to keep getting better and betterQuote:
Originally Posted by m0nde
anyone with a flat top is destined for bad things
lmao
i got rid of it like in january
im sailing away
i have a normal-guy haircut now and no face hairs
no longer burbon drinker bob
nope, the smell of whiskey now makes me shudder and my tummy does a "loop the loop"
i miss the fuck out of wine though
gotta stay away from the wine. i switched to beer.
hell yeah cause girls who drink like 28 beers a day dont get ugly, fat, lazy, stupid, useless, or pregnant within 2 months or anything
i drink 2 pints most of the time.
camoron told me that you drink at least 9 every time youre on with him and its a non stop sloppy mess fest