i needed a brake fluid flush....is that even a real thing? $89.99
i needed a brake fluid flush....is that even a real thing? $89.99
no they told me i needed transmisson fluid HELLO IT IS A MANUAL YOU FUCKING RETARDS
but in all seriousness they were probably just trying to help you out so you dont crash into a uid or something, but here you are mocking them preteneding you know all abotu cars WELL IF YOU NEW ALL ABOUT CARS WHY DID YOU RUN HOETO YOUR LITTLE COMPUTER AND HAVE TO ASK YOUR INTERNET FRIENDs
Who the fuck doesn't change their own oil
yes brake fluid does need to be flushed and refilled sometimes but they wouldn't know that unless they checked the resevoir and tested the brakes and all that so i wouldn't believe it
also don't take your car to a shop for oil changes, i'll do it
also lol what's your man's problem ain't he know how to change oil
your going to crash if you don't have Pedro's brake fluid.
It was adam's ford explorer. They showed me a test strip that they dipped into the brake fluid, they said that the brake fluid needed to be changed since the test strip was a dark purple. We usually take our cars to Ford dealerships and get them serviced for free in IL (mother in law is a lawyer and represents dealerships so she gets some perks) but we can't do that anymore since we moved to Dallas so now we have to pay for everything and we know nothing about cars.
girlsQuote:
Originally Posted by sex with dead people
Adam knows absolutely nothing about cars, I know more than he does.
oh yeah brake fluid can rust out the lines over time
it's pretty easy to do, i have a fluid pump (for european cars) to do my own
the fluid is hazardous to handle though
That's what you get for marrying a gay male.
do you know any honest mechanics around here that we can take it to?
yes there is a little place in texas that my family has been ging to for years it is a modest shop but they are honest hard working people the name of the shop is jiffy lube
nope, i do everything myself
you think jon would offer to help.
I told Adam to ask the people he works with for a recommendation but he said that everyone he works with is indian so they probably get ripped off on a daily.
you shouldve of asked if there was a cancer discount
My mom always did her own car work. Bitches these days are pansiesQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
how about Jihad Motors?
i don't trust arabs, they rip you off the most
Jew lawyers do that too.
ffucking brown
I want to learn how to do my own oil change, I think I'll probably learn how to do it myself next time my car needs one.Quote:
Originally Posted by sex with dead people
yes sometime within the next 10,000 miles should be a good time to learn dont do it too early or you could flood the oil pump
My uncle tried to teach me once but I'm scared to do it because I dont want to fuck up my piece of shit car
well at least bike mechanics get to wear aprons
I'll marry you and fix your everything, but you gotta be ok with me also being married to every other forum girl and never doing gross things like making contact with you
omg i just watched a youtube tutorial on how to do an oil change and it literally takes 3 minutes. Why did I just pay 35 bucks for this?
get wrench. unscrew oil plug. drain oil into catch. replace plug. fill with oil.
Filter is a little harder. Change that when you change the oil.
A shameful niggaQuote:
Originally Posted by jon
u dont need to do it every 3k miles or whatever theyre saying these days eitherQuote:
Originally Posted by tumor baby
because you married a giant p-wordQuote:
Originally Posted by tumor baby
[farts out a big steamy shit] [smears the shit all ofer ur wallet, ur money, ur credit cards] There. I just changed your oil
PLEB
I never changed shit on my sport trac you don't have to when a man drives it
when's the last time even one tire was off the ground not counting you driving up curbs and other dumb girl stuff
actually adam probably pulls more dumb girl maneuvers than you
just look on youtubeQuote:
Originally Posted by tumor baby
- warm engine up, drive around the block
- drive up onto ramps
- you should to put drain pan under car and aim it so the oil stream won't miss
- loosen the drain plug bolt's influences
- push bolt in towards pan while threading it out to oil hold back. when it will come free, yank it out of the way all in one smooth motion
- slide drain pan forward as the oil stream slows down
- when oil is trickling or stopped, return the plug bolt, torque the bolt head to the common and current specification
- slide drain pan foward underneath the oil filter
- loosen oil filter with an oil filter wrench
- remove filter by hand, pour it out into the drain pan
- take one finger and get a little bit of dirty oil on the tip
- that's right
- just like that
- run your dirty whore finger around the rubber gasket on the new dry oil filter where it mates to the block
- hand tighten the filter in place, then give it a 1/4 turn further with the oil filter wrench
- wipe the underbody of the oil filter and the drain plug bolt with a cloth so that no oil droplets are present
- remove dipstick
- pour a spath of oil into the system
- get back down underneath and check for the formation of oil droplets, leaks, etc.
- fill system just shy of the maximum qty in the specification
- start car, drive off the ramps onto flat surface
- wait for engine to fully cool
- check dipstick, top off system to spec
- write down in logbook which car, the date, mileage, oil brand and weight
lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by jon