i can't handle her not talking to me
i will not eat a single thing until she starts talking to me
i'll die of starvation if it comes to that before eating a thing
i'm going to do it so i become skinny and attractive to her
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i can't handle her not talking to me
i will not eat a single thing until she starts talking to me
i'll die of starvation if it comes to that before eating a thing
i'm going to do it so i become skinny and attractive to her
you are so fat that you won't die for like 5 years
You're ugly on the inside plug drugs. Plus you are very poor and probably smell bad.
thanks mike the good news is that even though you're fat as long as you stay commited to this hunger strike you really will die fast, make sure to not drink anything either especially water actually drink nothing but alcohol that's fine and wont' count towards you rhunter strike don't worry alcohol is allowed, and pills, but nothing else can enter your system except if you wanna swallow like a brillo pad coated in honey that'd be fine no one will count the honey
make sure the pills have no nutritional value, take 50 vicodin that's fine
when did stevey get funny?
no :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by sex with dead people
my dreams and deepest thoughts are full of love and beautiful
you really never did lurk fjs did you? boy you've been missing out I told you I save all my funny posts for fjs I'm just brinign some here because I can't even stand seeing all this cody lisa bullshit even if I'm not a part of it, I gotta do it for my homiesQuote:
Originally Posted by tumor baby
I'm hilarious, I'm handsome, I'm strong, I'm great at second life, the only thing I can't do is talk to girls
Let me rape you repeatedly where you have a new pain to endure
have you ever had a girlfriend?
no I've never even made physical contact with a female irl, idk how I'm even talking to you right now oh shit I just realize dI'm talkinghsoitdh eghsahighdgisdhgsgh
IDK HOW TO TALK TO GIRLS BUT IT'S BETTER THAN DOING WHATEVER THE FUCK PLUG DRUGS IS DOING TO LISA RIGHT NOW
you ever catch a glimpse of your sisters boob coming out of the shower or anything
no
so sorry for your loss
:rofl: calling him ugly on the inside is so much meaner than making fun of his plumpnessQuote:
Originally Posted by sex with dead people
my god I thought you went to your uncles for anal sex.
I kinda wish tb would be my friend she seems painfully normal but also "gets" our "ytmnsfw twisted humor" at the same time and I think we'd just make such a great match I'd annoy the fuckng hell outta her but she'd get it, she'd get it ytmnsfw bitch, nigga stole my bike sh'ed get it, she'd hate me but sh ewouln'd at the same time, it would be a blast
No it isn't when it's the truth and if lisa would've been truthful with him in the first place by telling him he's an obtuse obsessed fucktard none of this would be happeningQuote:
Originally Posted by Camoron
She's murdered 100's of babies. Although that's pretty damn hot, i don't think that's normalQuote:
Originally Posted by steveyos
youre weird. omgQuote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
that's fine with me I think she would like my rants, I'm basically exclusively friends with females that are kinda like her who are normal and boring but get this kind of comedy, I yap on and on and they're like uh huh yup and it works out so greatQuote:
Originally Posted by sex with dead people
maybe she can give me some abortions idk or show me how to wire a bomb vest
normal stuff
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Originally Posted by steveyos
Do you think they ever touch themselves down there while you're talking to them?
no I pretty much just do what I do on the forums I just type paragraphs and paragraphs of the dumbest shit to entertain myself
that's what people need to understand about me I only entertain myself I don't give a flying fuck what a bunch of losers think
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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
maybe hes dead
we can only hope
Probably shoved too many pills up his ass
Our neighbor had decided to watch a sporting match on television and had turned his generator on much earlier.Quote:
Originally Posted by jazz