been trying to blow my load for literally hours now, its just not possible
no amount of focus will do any good
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been trying to blow my load for literally hours now, its just not possible
no amount of focus will do any good
who would have thought
think of licking my dick with lisa, you and lisa licking my cock at the same time and your tongues meet at the tip :fap:
I just jerked off for an hour straight after not cumming for 8 days and my semen was like the consistency of jelly and it felt like getting reverse dick sounded it was great
i went through every fantasy in my arsenal: getting castrated by cheerleaders, dick monsters, etc.. to no avail
think of ruby shooting puffs of smoke out of his dick for a week s8 while sitting naked playing dayz and sitting in a pile of his own shit, that should get you to the top of the mountain
maybe you should asphyxiate yourself
ejaculating the smoke monster from lost lmao
i want to go mountain climbing with plug drugs we can meet at the tip
plug drugs, are you a fag? i'm a huge fag so i'm not flaming you or anything just wondering...
i really have some elaborate sexual fantasies... a few times ive even tried writing them down as stories, but then thought of what the consequences would be like if any single living soul other than myself got a hold of one of those stories
i'm bisexualQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
please post your erortic fiction plug drugs, you can't sink any lower, so don't worry about your rep arond lisacagcodynet
this is the kind of threads lisa loves
i just like the cock though, i don't particularly care for the male body
why isn't plug drugs banned almost everyone voted to ban him
wait so u have banged dudes and laides or are you a virgin bisexual
I write down all my sex dreams (some of which can be heard on the teknorat and ruby show!) and if anyone ever finds my dream diary I will just be like What? They're just dreams. :arms:
Double Virgin™
mostly at his uncles getting ass pounded.
bcause we have the worst, and i do mean the worst, colection of mods and admins everQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
nothing gay about liking cocks, some girls have cocksQuote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
i fuck ladies in my dreams and dudes in the back of my honda civic hatchback
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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli
plug drugs wants to fuck everyone, but nobody wants to fuck plug drugs
i dont have them anymore, they were deleted/burned shortly after ejaculating, when i thought of how potentially damaging it could be to have material like that just lying around.Quote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
I.e.; i wrote a sexual fantasy in a notebook where a female was elected president and she started legalizing things like castration/penectomy as a form of punishment, and penis restaurants started opening up where people could dine on phallus.
I forgot that I wrote that story in that notebook, and i found it months later just lying on the floor in my room, like anyone could have picked that up and read it and i'd have been fucked
elaborate elaborate fantasies
plug drugs is like lisa now where all everyone wants to do is laugh at them and don't care about what they have to say but they keep spilling there guts out and it just fucking doesn't make any sense
hey stand there while we throw things at you
let's be honest, it's because i'm too fairQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
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Originally Posted by steveyos
Idk why you can't just kill yourself. You couldn't even keep the attention of some 50 year old woman for more than a few weeks.
its like that one movie about the sheriff back in the wild west who was so good at his job, that there was absolutely no crime whatsoever and it started driving people insane with boredom.
People need chaos and inequality or else they're going to bitch and moan, because they know on the inside they're inferior, and they need to be able to exploit things and weasel their way around in social scenarios to get ahead in life at all
I would unironically jerk off to thisQuote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
ticks and leeches
dickdonalds
yeah some of the stories i wrote were pretty decent if i say so myself; that doesn't change the fact that they were disturbing and invariably tabooQuote:
Originally Posted by rubycalaber
rightQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
wahhhh people are so baddddQuote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
say more things
just write all the sick sexual shit you think about on the internet like a normal person not in a physical book