my husbands heart beats in the moonlight

[always stevey]

Like a drum

[maks]

while his chode sits silently, biding its time

[always stevey]

OMG ITS NOT CHODE. ITS SIX INCHES IN DIAMETER AND 24 INCHES LONG

[maks]

OMG ITS NOT CHODE. ITS SIX INCHES IN DIAMETER AND 24 INCHES LONG

confirmed as a chode

[always stevey]

My boyfrienda cock is the mother of all cocks, just like in modern warfare three. (I get the nuke almost everytime).

[maks]

My boyfrienda cock is the mother of all cocks, just like in modern warfare three. (I get the nuke almost everytime).

that's a strange way to describe a chode

[always stevey]

[maks]

I'm happy that you're happy, cag. I'm not sure how you could possibly be happy with a chode but hey everyone's got their own taste in penises.

[always stevey]

Lol so not a chode.

[always stevey]

Greatest wiener in the world

[maks]

you keep implying that a chode is something to be ashamed of I don't think your boyfriend as a chode bearing american would appreciate that very much

[always stevey]

My husband knows I am in love with him and his magnificent penis, a penis so perfect you'd think it was chisled from marble by Michaeangelo himself

[always stevey]

I think god (spent a little more time on my husband's dick)

[kosher dildo]

chodes r cool

[maks]

rootbeer confirmed as having a chode

[always stevey]

Maks is the mccarthy of chodes

[always stevey]

And he is falsly accusing my darling husband who will never ever break up with me.

[always stevey]

Though he has falsely and maliciously labeled my innocent husband as a chode. MY HUSBAND IS A WONDERFUL MAN WHO WILL LOVE ME FOREVER AND NEVER DUMP ME

[always stevey]

We WATCH STAR TREK TOS TOGETHER WHILST SNUGGLING AND MAKING OUT.

[maks]

I didn't say he is a chode I said he has a chode and you pretty much confirmed it in that other thread

[steveyos]

(I get the nuke almost everytime).