one of my lisa fantasies =3

[Moonman]

i win the lottery or come in to a bunch of money somehow, and lisa shamefully and without pride says "please.. take me", verifying how shallow she is and validating my ego and how she wrongfully treated me solely for her own self-benefit

i have her suck on my cock all day every day, and make her say "i'm a shallow bitch, i'm only with you for money so i can live easy" inbetween suckages while shes panting for breath. She does it rapidly and roughly, getting a good work out from bobbing her head up and down so fast with my cock in her mouth

I make her basically worship my cock, kissing the tip and reciting some sort of dialogue, thanking my cock for the life she's been given

i impregnate her every 9-10 months and make her raise like a dozen of my babies

Get help

[Moonman]

i also make her insult me and my little pee pee "its so small but thick and chubby; youre so fat and disgusting, i hate being with you" and she grabs my balls and i say "you badly want to crush them, dont you", "oh yes, you fucking bastard, i hate you"s

[Moonman]

:3

[Autistic Spectrum]

pls post all your lisa fantasys in a seris of threads,,so i can print them out and put them in a leather bound coffee table book,,

[Moonman]

lol

Do any of these fantasies include german ethicists

[Moonman]

no but ive got a few rattling around in my head where a bunch of cheerleaders cut my balls off during a pep rally, after making fun of how small it is and the entire crowd laughing at my small penis

Ok. I love the way you want to get your tiny dick chopped off

[Genital Doli]

Get help

[steveyos]

Get help

[Moonman]

in reality if i won the lottery or whatever, none of that would be true. if she wanted or needed help with money i'd just give her some so she could get back on her feet. wouldn't expect her to sleep with me. lol.

i'd also give everyone here 10 grand or maybe even hire everyone to write and star in an internet series

[maks]

I hope you fucking die

[always stevey]

It Lisa came back and said I love you pluggy, he'd drop to his knees and smile like a doughnut then beg for her to pee on him. Lmao pluggy trying to fit in by poking fun at himself. What a fucking creep.

[always stevey]

Pluggy, the cheesedick, trying to be alpha

[steveyos YOLO]

I hope you fucking die

[Moonman]

[always stevey]

Pluggy, the ideal girl for you would be grossly overweight and have 0 options, even a fatty with options prolly won't settle for smelly cheese dick lmao.

[always stevey]

Suck it up and date a fatty who fills the void in her life with fried foods or you will be alone forever, waiting desperately for an old Australian whore with a gross brown snatch to take you back

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag if it does not work out with your current boyfriend you meet on the internet, u might want to be a little nicer, since you will want to keep your options open

[always stevey]

I don't need any options, constantly haranged by perverts daily.

[always stevey]

They never give up either they are always at the bar trying to get in my pants every week.

[always stevey]

Its always "I just want to be your friend Claire lmao" because they are married of course. Getting tiresome

[Autistic Spectrum]

"claire, i want to touch your pussy i don't wanna be your friend",, that would be a nice change of pace

[always stevey]

The hat man is by far the worst of the bunch I have to hide him because he is always trying to get me loaded

[Autistic Spectrum]

let the hat man fuck you,,, what's wrong with making the hat man happy,

[Moonman]

Its always "I just want to be your friend Claire lmao" because they are married of course. Getting tiresome

yeah thats a little weird if 30+ year old guys are still pulling the "i just want to be your friend" kind of lines.. thats a junior high kind of routine

[Autistic Spectrum]

plug drugs do u wanna be cag's friend

[Moonman]

Suck it up and date a fatty who fills the void in her life with fried foods or you will be alone forever, waiting desperately for an old Australian whore with a gross brown snatch to take you back

ive dated fatties before.. one was super shy and i kind of ended up breaking her heart in the end, well, actually i went to a psyche ward for panic attacks and she wouldnt talk to me after that, ewww dont want to be associated with some guy who has mental problems

one of the other fatties got mad because when she gave me blowjobs shed expect me to go down on her afterwards or atleast finger her, yeah like i want to have my face any where near her disgusting smelly vag

then there was another fatty who came over to my house one night in a jacket, took off the jacket and was wearing this


she was actually pretty good looking just had some extra cushioning, but she was a whore and i couldnt trust her to not cheat on me so i dumped her. you think i was bad with lisa, she blew up my phone with calls and text messages nonstop for a few weeks straight. I also told the guy she was cheating on me with what was happening, and it started a chain reaction and all her guy friends found out what she was doing and her social life was destroyed forever. Last i heard she had gained like 70 pounds lmao

ive only ever 3 girls who were above me on a 1-10 scale and only got to fool around with one of them

[Moonman]

plug drugs do u wanna be cag's friend

she's mean but she has good points, wouldnt mind having a conversation with her if shed cut the "die pluggy die" crap