The adventures of pluggys penis

[always stevey]

there aren't any. lol

[always stevey]

[steveyos YOLO]

I bet that's your browser start page

[always stevey]

I bet that's your browser start page

IT IS NOT... you have windows 8?

[always stevey]

How do I pick the picture for the start page?

[Moonman]

every morning cag wakes up and looks at the picture of my penis for 15 minutes, "don't worry, i'll figure out a way to win you over", before logging on the forums to try to flirt with me but she cant figure out how to so instead she just insults me to try and get me to notice her .. then she cries herself to sleep at night "why cag WHYYYYY, WHY DO YOU INSULT HIM AND END UP PUSHING HIM WAY" then she hits herself and drinks herself to sleep the end

[steveyos YOLO]

I haven't wasted time downloading windows 8 yet and probably won't since I use a pc 5% of the time

[always stevey]

There's gotta be an easier way to get my hands on some junky dick, and preferably one that doesn't look diseased, but that's a lot to ask from a junky.

[always stevey]

Pluggy is cornered on the troll forum.. he sees a post aimed at embarrassing cag and latches onto it like lisas teet

[Moonman]

sure, whatever

[Moonman]

and i'd totally latch on to lisa's teet, her breasts are amazing and beautiful, yours are like... sharp bumpy pepperonis that could juice an orange

[always stevey]

predictable pluggy. everytime someone hints im in love with you, you latch onto it like a life raft and its really funny and pathetic at the same time.

[always stevey]

[always stevey]

cheese dick lmao

[Moonman]

*yawn*

[steveyos YOLO]

I'm glad I keep images blocked

[always stevey]

lmao

[always stevey]

It has a gross red ring around it and looks infected. Soap is a foreign concept to pluggy.

[Moonman]

i'm looking at my gorgeous lovely cock right now and its not infected or overly red, its just a lovely thick beautiful cock that the ladies love to suck on

[Moonman]

girls tell me i have the perfectly shaped cock

[always stevey]

At the parties where everyone whips there dicks out im sure

[always stevey]

don't worry about the gross inflamed infection on my cock cag, girls tell me all the time that its the perfect shape.

[Moonman]

lol do you even go to parties cag, where do you live youre missing out, everyone fucks, everyone gets laid, i used to go to dorms on the weekends and join in on orgies

[always stevey]

you'd get picked last in an orgy, just like you did in school when teachers tell everyone to partner up. lmao

[Moonman]

poor little caglet =(

[always stevey]

orgies is prolly why yor cock looks infected too. lol

[steveyos YOLO]

You've never been laid in your entire life and the way you acted over some nasty foreign woman proves it.

[always stevey]

oh yeah, the ladies are lining up for pluggy, he practically has to beat them off? what woman wouldn't want a fat, lil boy with bad hygene, a smelly fish dick, no job, and plays dota 2 all day?

[always stevey]

women are all so shallow and attracted to powerful men is pluggys complaint. It upsets him that women don't find pussy bitch boys overwhelmed with feelings and drug addictions attractive.

[Moonman]

no, it upsets me that what i want is a girl who isn't attracted to power but there arent any, youre all shallow cunts =( ill keep fucking you anyways