now that I've been seeing someone exclusively for three weeks, the bootycalls r poorin in they smell another man on man on me

[always stevey]

I wish they'd all leave me alone

[always stevey]

messages are filled with bullshit texts like "hey u"

[steveyos YOLO]

They know you're easy and wanna fuck a midget

[always stevey]

I can always count on you for some friendly advice

[DrHundos]

post tits

uh huh this is something new

[always stevey]

yes it just so happens to be something new. he doesn't bite or do anything weird

congratulations

still haven't stolen the pot dealer away from the uggo fatty

[always stevey]

watching life of pi and imagining its monde trapped on a lifeboat with a tiger, learning to coexist with a man eating beast

life of pie

[always stevey]

wow this is a beautiful movie

[always stevey]

the tiger just sprayed monde with piss lol

[DrHundos]

spoiler warning plz

[Autistic Spectrum]

watching life of pi and imagining its monde trapped on a lifeboat with a tiger, learning to coexist with a man eating beast

i set up a big floating projector screen on the lake this summer and used a mini projector and watched that movie on a little with a orange cat...and i never thought of monde once, since that boy was pure of heart,

[always stevey]

were dying Mr. parker

[always stevey]

still haven't stolen the pot dealer away from the uggo fatty

that was short lived I guess

[Genital Doli]

Cag

[always stevey]

wow this movie.. an island with millions of mere cats...

[Genital Doli]

spoiler alert: its all made up and the tiger actualy represnts the fat cook who killed pis mom on a boat

[always stevey]

too late. I've finsihed the film. It was pretty good, pretty magical.

merely cats, nothing more

[always stevey]

millions of mere cats

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

does this mean you arent gonna get all fucked up and show your tits in webcam chats anymore

[always stevey]

no one has tinychatted in ages

[UofLCardfan08]

messages are filled with bullshit texts like "hey u"

so romantic, lucky you

[always stevey]

"no one has tinychatted in ages "

should have been on a couple days ago when cody was busy owning dp....

I refuse to believe that Cody, of all people, ever owned DP. Its not possible it defies the laws of possible things.

[steveyos]

I refuse to believe that Cody, of all people, ever owned DP. Its not possible it defies the laws of possible things.

no way it's totally possible


just kidding

[steveyos]

I'm definitely the only person that can actually rustle dp's jimmies

[LadyKillmonger]

everyone can smell you, you greasy rancid skank