The Adventures of Ladykillmonger By poopalew 11/08/2013

[Poopalew]

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Once upon a time Ladykillmonger was like definately the best thing ever.
Then one day Ladykillmonger goes to the barn to ride and work with hers and other peoples horses.
All the others in the kingdom really wants you.
Ladykillmonger ended up the best singer.
And all the people only really wants heavy women. and they all lived happily ever after.
The end.

[steveyos YOLO]

All the desperate virgin losers adore her.

[maks]

Once upon a time Ladykillmonger was like definately the best thing ever.

going to have to go ahead and disagree with you fagbot

[always stevey]

Lisa has really nice hair. :)

[maks]

it's like pink straw

[always stevey]

[always stevey]

Except that wig is more soft and silky than lisas actual hair.

[Moonman]

lisas hair is sexy

[always stevey]

Here's pluggys big chance to win back Lisa's heart! Buy that bitch a steam game.

[Moonman]

what i really want is to win back your heart caggg =3

[always stevey]

[Moonman]

just kidding i would never meet up with you, maybe id say i would just to troll you teknorat style and then not show up but, i find nothing about you attractive at all lmao

[Moonman]

i wouldnt even do it with you just to impregnate you, i wouldnt want my kid to have to be stuck with you as a parent ewwwww or have half your traits gross

[Moonman]

youve got bad dna yuck

[always stevey]

I'd much rather not do it with you either, it's a win/win situation.

[always stevey]

Doli on the other hand...

[always stevey]

doli is my daddy. ^__^

[Moonman]

who could resist 5'7" doli when he whips out his little 3 incher

[always stevey]

Doli is 6'1'' pluggy.

[always stevey]

there is a reason lisa wanted to cyber him over you lol

[Moonman]

no, you can tell from his high pitched nasally whiney voice and his compensation facial hair and little squirrel eyes that hes less than 5'10".... i'm 6'1"

[Moonman]

"its not fair... ITS NOT FAIR!!!" doli screams at the bathroom mirror while naked and holding his 3 inch boner,

[always stevey]

Just deal with it Pluggy. lol Doli is better than you and always will be.

[steveyos YOLO]

no, you can tell from his high pitched nasally whiney voice and his compensation facial hair and little squirrel eyes that hes less than 5'10".... i'm 6'1"

I wish you were 6'1" underground

[maks]

and you're a fat poor junkie whereas doli is a fit rich pharmacist. maybe you should stop trying to compare yourself to him it isn't going to end well.

[always stevey]

You are just trying to reassure yourself when you say these things about Doli after he cuckholded lisa away from you. lmao

[Moonman]

lol "fit rich pharmacist", hes a PHARM TECH AT WALGREENS lol he makes 9 dollars an hour, hes got a little bit of pudge to him, and he lies about the money he makes and sleeping with women because hes a faggot

[always stevey]

Pluggy has never been funny either. Being funny is the quickest way into a womans pants, more proof that pluggy has never been laid.

[maks]

lol "fit rich pharmacist", hes a PHARM TECH AT WALGREENS lol he makes 9 dollars an hour, hes got a little bit of pudge to him, and he lies about the money he makes and sleeping with women because hes a faggot

that's 9 dollars an hour more than you make

[always stevey]

Pluggy doesn't even have a job, he just lays around in his filth, stuffing his fat face with pizza his grandmother bought him, playing dota 2.