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    if youve ever been home alone which im sure is rare because most of your moms dont have day jobs 
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    do you masturbate all freaky like put your leg up on the stove and stretch your legs apart and pull your undies up your butt and cum on stuff like peanut butter then reuse the penut butter cum to jack off agin
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    what is the wierdest thing youve ever put your dick inside of? i have used an empty gogurt wrapper and a girl once
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    Make a video of it
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    i learned not to fuck your food in health class
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    how small is your dick to fit in a gogurt wrapper? i'm not judging you because i would have probably fucked a cantaloupe if given the opportunity while younger if i could have just come up with a good alibi for the missing melon
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bliz View Post
    how small is your dick to fit in a gogurt wrapper? i'm not judging you because i would have probably fucked a cantaloupe if given the opportunity while younger if i could have just come up with a good alibi for the missing melon
    saying you ate it just wouldn;t fly, everyone would have looked at you and thought "yeah right, I know he fucked it"
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    well since the last time i tried fucking a gogurt wrapper i was 12 so i assume my dick was pretty small
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    when i was like 14 i took a towel molded into a makeshift vagina and put a bunch of body wash in it to use as lubrication and guess what apparently body wash if left on your cock will cause like an entire layer of skin to die and for like a week my dig had the same texture as an overcooked hot dog and it scared the shit out of me i thought my dick was ruined for life but luckily it went back to normal again
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    when my dick was small enough i fucked a shampoo bottle
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