Well, Well, let's start.

Greetings.
Let's meet?
Answer me, please!

lets try friends

mmmm i feel love you

lets try the love. you feel mmmm

[Desolation]

Well, umm.. Hi.. I'm Desolation. I'm not too good at this speed dating stuff, ahahahah I've never really, um, tried it before. *touches face* Do you... *fixes hair* You go ahead --

[maks]

So once upon a time I paid $50 for portal 2 and played maybe 7 or 8 hours of it and then something else came out (skyrim maybe?) and I stopped playing portal 2. so friday I decided to go back and start portal 2 again and finish it this time so yesterday I finished it and now I can't get the fucking end credits song out of my head

Well, umm.. Hi.. I'm Desolation. I'm not too good at this speed dating stuff, ahahahah I've never really, um, tried it before. *touches face* Do you... *fixes hair* You go ahead --

Oh! uh heh well um i got this internet startup im working on uh yeah its all about integrating user data and converting that into advertising dollars--heh oh god look at me going off on boring stuff. you're probably not interested in that stuff haha. i like your dress *sips water*

*still sipping water*

[Desolation]

oh, uum.. yeah, YEAH my dress, its ... ohh, well its nothing too special, its from, uh, forever.. Forever 21? Its a.. store... At the outlet mall, a shopping... shopping p-place? Yeah that was dumb, ahahhaha... *ahem*...and i love internet stuff actually hahah... I do post.. That's like.. I don't know, kind of hard to explain. Its called rubycalaber dot com forums. Its stupid but funny. Kind of like facebook you just talk about stuff. *twirls bracelet so much it breaks*

*keeps sipping water until choking from too much water*

*starts choking really bad*

*choking really really bad now*

*this is no joke there is some serious choking going on now*

*pretty much die from choking so much*

(phew, now i dont have to be so nervous. silly girls trying to get me all worked up lol)

nice dress wanna fu- .. f-f-friend me on facebook

oh hey howard what are you doing here i thought you said you were a... HOWARD WHOS THIS WHORE!?

[Plug Drugs]

so, *cough* ummm well, i live with my parents, the only job i ever had was pushing carts but i quit after 3 months, and whenever i get money it goes straight to buying oxycodone

pushes filthy drug abusing hobo out of the way ahem...over herreee

pushes filthy drug abusing hobo out of the way ahem...over herreee

lol

[Plug Drugs]

lol

lol

lol

doesnt the public library get tired of you lounging all over the water fountains and posting on rubynet everyday?

[Genital Doli]

doesnt the public library get tired of you lounging all over the water fountains and posting on rubynet everyday?

yes

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

hello my name is dadadan i enjoy long bubble baths and scented candles

[Plug Drugs]

doesnt the public library get tired of you lounging all over the water fountains and posting on rubynet everyday?

are you projecting or soemthing

[Plug Drugs]

Because i'm an asshole:

i want whiskey, i want cold beer, alcohol can kill my liver