cag what if your customers don't bath?

[Tahiti Joe]

do you tolerate the smell for the joo bucks?

[cag]

if someone doesn't bath, they usually stink. glad we got that all cleared up

[Autistic Spectrum]

[cag]

I unironically have some burts bees cleansing towelettes

[Tahiti Joe]

ahhhhhhh you still tolerate the stink for the joo buck. how sick. bet you smell real ripe after a long night of pulling your panties down.

[Autistic Spectrum]

ironic cleansing towelettes

[Tahiti Joe]

bet the inside of your prius smells horrible.

[cag]

ahhhhhhh you still tolerate the stink for the joo buck. how sick. bet you smell real ripe after a long night of pulling your panties down.

Actually no. We clean off in between dances, you have to, especially from rolling around on stage were all the other dancers are sweating and rolling around. you clearly have no idea or have never been in a strip club. the strippers actually bring supplies to clean themselves. I buy an industrial sized box of baby wipes at Costco.

[Tahiti Joe]

like weed cum and other perfumey puke smells. lol

[Tahiti Joe]

nice career choice. I'm buying stock in the baby wipes business.

[cag]

no we just smell like baby wipes. guys won't dance with girls wearing too much perfume because they usually have a woman to take their boner home to.

[Autistic Spectrum]

stripper glitter never comes off no matter how many moist towelettes you use

[Autistic Spectrum]

the stain of stripper glitter lasts a lifetime

[cag]

stripper glitter never comes off no matter how many moist towelettes you use

glitter is banned from my club, my boss gets furious if he sees glitter anywhere.

[cag]

He's also banned spray tan cans

[Tahiti Joe]

I had a whore/stripper dance for me at one place. she had a mole on her va jay jay. gross.

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag are you your pimps favorite

[cag]

Marco is one of those gross old pervs yhat comes into the club wearing sweatpants that all the strippers make fun of in the back.

[Tahiti Joe]

strippers making fun of a customer. how ironic.

[Tahiti Joe]

do you strip on heavy flow weeks? showing your little plug and string?

[cag]

No stripping on the period. that's gross. yeah, we make fun of the ugly pervs that come in. How could anyone NOT make fun of people for actually going to stripclubs and giving women money to pay attention to them? lmao

[cag]

unless you're with a bachelor party, you have no excuse and you're a lonely fucking faggot who needs to pay girls to pretend to like him for a few hours.

[Tahiti Joe]

well they like to be around sheeple that don't have much of an IQ. yeah that's it.

[cag]

well they like to be around sheeple that don't have much of an IQ. yeah that's it.

Marco, you strike me as the kinda guy who would be in a strip club at least twice a week.

[cag]

you're certainly not a happy person, so you're the perfect candidate for a strip club "regular that's in there every fucking day"

[Tahiti Joe]

haven't been since 2000 or so. I got a life cag.

[cag]

You probably go in a few times a week.

[cag]

A guy that does nothing but post on forums and listen to his ham radio doesn't have a life, he has too much time on his hands and he'll always end up at the club. Since this forum is mostly the younger crowd, I wouldn't expect them to, but you, Marco.. lmao are a typical perv and more than likely a lonely, sad typical perv :(

[Autistic Spectrum]

you had cybersex with marco lmao

[cag]

god damnit