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    got rear-ended last night in my M30 
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    the (uninsured, unlicensed, illegal alien) driver who hit me had probably $4000 in damage whereas all my damage will probably be repaired by a power buffer
    gotta love nipper cars
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    and nobody was hurt
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    i got a speeding ticket alst night and thanks to some new thing i have to pay an extra 100 dollars. 2 points on my license and 210 dollars for going 75 on a road with no traffic.
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    next time, kill the immigrant!
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    $4000 damage? That's kind of scam


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    America is built by the immigrants, GulDucat is an immigrant heritage, she's half swedish


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    eveyrone has an immigrant heritage
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    Quote Originally Posted by juji View Post
    $4000 damage? That's kind of scam
    his entire front end was crumpled, all lights busted, his trasmission fluis id still on the back of my car so it could be less, could be more... $4000 is ballpark figure
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    Better buy a new car less than $ 4000


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    I happen to be 5th generation American, so my immigrant heritage doesn't fucking apply.
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    get a volkswagen
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    omg shut up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by juji View Post
    America is built by the immigrants, GulDucat is an immigrant heritage, she's half swedish
    america was and is still built by legal immigrants and bled dry by illegals
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    Quote Originally Posted by GulDucat View Post
    I happen to be 5th generation American, so my immigrant heritage doesn't fucking apply.
    You need to apply becoming a morbidly obese, this is american obligatory


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    Quote Originally Posted by juji View Post
    Better buy a new car less than $ 4000
    i don't think he'll be buying another car anytime soon

    i have at most $100 (visible) damage on mine, but i'm still about to call my insurance and get a full inspection
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    Quote Originally Posted by juji View Post
    You need to apply becoming a morbidly obese, this is american obligatory
    added to elezzzark_quotes.js

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    shes working on it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Garfield View Post
    get a volkswagen
    not as solid as 90's toyota/nissan products, and more expensive to work on
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    Didn't the police give a shit about your car?


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    Quote Originally Posted by juji View Post
    You need to apply becoming a morbidly obese, this is american obligatory
    Apply real english.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts View Post
    not as solid as 90's toyota/nissan products, and more expensive to work on
    Not to mention cheesy as fuck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GulDucat View Post
    Apply real english.
    Warning Level 1

    Do not fuck with me


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    Apply this dick
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    Quote Originally Posted by juji View Post
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    Do not fuck with me
    warning.. wh.. what are you talking about
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    Quote Originally Posted by juji View Post
    Didn't the police give a shit about your car?
    yeah they gave me an incident report and everything for my insurance, but they were as amazed as i was that the damage was so light
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    Do not fuck with me
    Then fuck off already. Jeez.
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    Would you mind to take a pic of your damaged car?


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    Quote Originally Posted by GulDucat View Post
    Apply real english.
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    Quote Originally Posted by juji View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by juji View Post
    Would you mind to take a pic of your damaged car?
    it will be a few hours, i got alot of shit im supposed to be doing right now
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