Confirmed Facts About Rootbeer's Penis:

-Suffers from premature ejaculation. Has cum before being able to make penetration several times. Manages to last on average 30 seconds.

-The smallest penis Lisa has ever been with. Please take into consideration that Lisa admits to having had sex with over 200 men.

-Rootbeer attempted to rape Lisa with such force that she had to kick him in the testicles and punch him in the throat to get him off of her.

-Circumcised.

-Lisa refers to it as a "desert dick" it is so dry and unappealing.

-Is so insensitive and Rootbeer is such an inept lover that he once thought he had lasted a long time in bed (for him) only to be told by Lisa that he had actually been rubbing his penis against her thighs and had not noticed that he had failed to make penetration at all even after ejaculating on her leg.

-That is the only image Lisa saved of his penis because it was the "least nasty" screencapture she could take. Imagine what the other ones must have been like.

-So disgusting Lisa wouldn't give him oral sex even though she admits to having a fetish for doing just that.

-She would rather suck Teknorat's dick, a married man she has never met and who trolls her on a regular basis. She told Teknorat this over the phone while Rootbeer was there. This made Rootbeer cry in real life. In human culture this is called being a "cuckold".

-Rootbeer would sit around Lisa's apartment masturbating openly when she wasn't interested in touching him.

-As if simply having sex with Lisa at all wasn't bad enough he spent a total of $30,000 on travel expenses and gifts for her.

-Impregnated a woman who already had four children by three different fathers immediately after returning home from Australia. During the pregnancy he bought an apartment for Lisa even though she made it clear several times she did not want to be his girlfriend or move to America. During his child's birth he was texting Camoron to tell him how bored he was in the maternity ward.

-Rootbeer lies constantly about his virility and posts fake pictures misrepresenting the size of his penis because he is very insecure about it.

This is in response to Rootbeer's consistent attempts to troll Ruby. Let this be a warning to any other users attempting to do the same.