m0nde

[reno]

Fucking m0nde.. trapped in the 90s when his town was not so big and booming economically

had a nice job, a loving wife, a great boston terier

then the 2000's came and the economy tanked

Telecom out-sourced to New Delhi, taking jobs with it

wife divorced him and Bosley died of fat poisoning. Alison took a great portion of the savings

right now sid is living out of a moldy and disheveled motel room near the side of ratty bit of highway slide show viewing a USB drive tapes filled with Aber photos back when she was in high school while in his undershirt and boxers. curtains pulled down, door always securely locked.

his broken down 1994 Taurus just rotting in the cracked parking lot, doors keyed, windows cracked

receding hairline growing by the day

when evening comes around he switches the USB tape out AOL conversations from the "better days"

puts a digiornos pizza in the oven (past the expiration date but he gets them for cheap through a deal with local grocery store manager) sits in his torn and moldy La-Z-boy

puts his grotesque feet up on his unmade bed

reads the same convo with Aber back when she "got into a little tequila LOL" for the 90th time still laughs every bit as hard. looks to his right, smiling, and pointing at the monitor as if someone was next to him reading the same chat, enjoying it with him.

realizes theres no one there. face blanches and he instantly loses his smile. clears his throat, acts like nothing happened before reverting his gaze back to his screen.

pops a bite of pizza in his gullet and goes back to reading the chat

"lulz abercrombie...ay-bare....hahaha..." He keeps reading late into the night.

every day the screen get a bit more faded

still enjoys the conversations and pictures just as much....remind him of the good times...the lost times...

m0nde found dead from a self inflicted gunshot wound after his monitor completely bit the dust.

USB drive marked "m0nde's internet favorites" still in the computer, so worn down that nothing but static when the police arrive to discover his rotting body after 2 weeks

[reno]

m0nde speed dating:

The event center of an Toronto Marriot. A man wearing a Hometown Buffet-stained blue polo, presidential-tint Oakleys,and a patchy neckbeard slumps down across from a sad-looking red-headed woman in her earlier-thirties.

"Hi. So I'm Kelly. Sorry, this is my first time doing this I'm not sure really how it go-"

"..Sorry one second. Text. *Flips open his circa-2006 Motorola RAZR*. LULZ.. Ay-bare.. You'll never be a soul trader... little shit. *Flips it shut*. Continue."

"Oh. Lol. Okay. So yeah, I guess um, yeah I'm Kelly. I'm 32, I wrk in human resources.."

Sid groans, turns to face her direction for the first time since she sat down, and begins to mockingly feign interest by puffing out his lower lip and smiling.

"..uh, Human Resources at the Department of Child Services and I, well..what's your name"

"okay Katie, I like you, so that's why I'm going to go ahead and be the one who addresses the drooling retard in the room, you know the one, three tables over"

"Please don't say that wor.."

"It's three inches"

"...."

"Two inches covered in fat"

"What"

"One inch viewable"

"I'm leaving"

"LULZ now the retard is trying to speak"

[reno]

not my original work

[maks]

amazing

[maks]

do me next

[rubycalaber]

I wish m0nde would come back I think he'd enjoy the clone lily arc

[Desolation]

Ay bare

[maks]

m0nde gave up after I ruined the tanty forum, he put a lot of work into it and I kept threatening to ddos it or haveteknorat post child porn so it would get taken down, he even stopped talking to elz after elz gave me his password so I could spy on their strategy discussions

[maks]

I think it really hurt his feelings but I couldn't let the community be split in two it's dead enough already

[maks]

plus I just love to wage war I don't need much of an excuse

[maks]

my theory is he and tim have their own secret tanty forum where they discuss shit that happened here in 2015 with each other

[Wendy <3]

I thought he was in jail

[juji]

m0nde acts like steveyos but nothing like “better than yours” since he doesnt keep our relations

[Autistic Spectrum]

mondes in gitmo, they finally got him

[rubycalaber]

m0nde gave up after I ruined the tanty forum, he put a lot of work into it and I kept threatening to ddos it or haveteknorat post child porn so it would get taken down, he even stopped talking to elz after elz gave me his password so I could spy on their strategy discussions

>implying m0nde needs anyone elses help posting child porn