A kid got his shoelace stuck in the escalator today.

[Snoofalah]

All of the security guys went running, and I heard customers yelling about something outside the store. Later, on break, I asked my friend Andy the maintenance guy what happened. He said some little kid's shoe was untied and got caught in the escalator, and his mom freaked out like any mom would. Then somebody hit the stop button and they were able to get the kid's shoe out of there. The escalator was still out of order when my shift was over, although as the immortal Mitch Hedburg said, an escalator isn't really out of order it's just temprarily stairs lol.

[maks]

it sounds like you have a fascinating life snoopalew

[Wendy <3]

I'm glad everything turned out okay. Were you injured at all?

[maks]

I was in a similar situation where the kid died, because I shot him

[Wendy <3]

Were you okay?

[maks]

a little shoulder pain from the recoil, no big whoop. also I got a hangnail the next day not sure if it was related or not

[Wendy <3]

That kid had it coming really

[maks]

they all do

lego land needs to get their shit together

I also didn't read anything in this thread

[Wendy <3]

I also didn't read anything in this thread

Have you ever shot anybody irl

Have you ever shot anybody irl

No but if you could shot one person from the forum who would it be?

[Wendy <3]

Probably myself to get away from those 3 retards that constantly shit the place up

[Snoofalah]

Update: The mom got a lawyer. The mall paid her off with "mall bucks" she can use in any store. She was happy, fired the lawyer, spent most of it at Bed Bath and Beyond. The guy in charge of escalator maintenance got fired. The rest of the custodial and operations employees had to sit through a Powerpoint about safety from some middle manager type corporate sent over.

[Autistic Spectrum]

Will they let you have a companion dog because you have assburgers?

[Wendy <3]

Dirty harry doesn't like to be referred to as a custodian he told me before

What do you do in a mall?

[maks]

an escalator isn't really out of order it's just temprarily stairs lol.

ugh I hate you snoopalew