Ok I'm a gamer today so people should play DayZ with me

[Dirty Beatle]

Someone is going to have to teach me how to play it

[Autistic Spectrum]

oh pick me, npick me

[Dirty Beatle]

Lol

[cag]

I suck at dayz I will not buy it. Buying contagion

[steveyos666]

dude its 11 at night here and we played so much dayz I can't but let me sleep then I will when I wake up

[steveyos666]

fix your damn sleep sechile uslia

[Autistic Spectrum]

steveyos666 you clearly promised lisa that you would play dayz with her, just because it's 11am on penguin island right now and 11pm in your wood panelled american high rise does not mean you can break your promise to lisa who's trying to kick start her gaming career

[steveyos666]

dp you've been really riled up today

[Autistic Spectrum]

did you just tell me to simmer down steveyos666

[Dirty Beatle]

dude its 11 at night here and we played so much dayz I can't but let me sleep then I will when I wake up

Yes.

[Dirty Beatle]

You're going to need to have a proper sleep before teaching me how to play because I tried it and I couldn't even figure out how to pick up a hammer but then I eventually found where it told me what buttons do what but it took me ages and I was really stoned and I forget.

[Dirty Beatle]

And it said I was wet and hungry

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa it's a boring fucking game start it up, walk around, look for shit, don't forget to eat and drink or you die, hide when people come aroudn because they will shoot you and you will die and loose everything, it's terrible the entire game is terribel it's an awfual game, but it's not hard to play

[Dirty Beatle]

Ok then you add me to steam and teach me how to play it

[Autistic Spectrum]

don't die, steal shit from people who do, not hard lisa

[Dirty Beatle]

Ok next time I will pick up the hammer and kill people, how do I kill people with the hammer? What button do I press?

[Autistic Spectrum]

holy shit, i thought you played steam games before

[Dirty Beatle]

Because I walked for a bit and found a hammer but couldn't pick it up and it said I was wet and hungry

[Dirty Beatle]

Ok well see I'm a gamer again now so people can play DayZ with me, I'm really good at it, I found a hammer and everything so you know, pro.

[steveyos YOLO]

Play minecraft with rooty

[Dirty Beatle]

FUCK OFF

[steveyos666]

FUCK OFF

[steveyos666]

ruby came up with a great idea two fireteams:

ruby, me, cag, lisa, and cody

tek, jon, tim, ?m0nde? ?fanfare? ?jon's girlfriend roflbrothel? ?elz? ?you?

[steveyos666]

I came up with a great idea earlier we had some guy go prone and hold Q so he kept rolling but we were in a tiny shed and he was rolling aginst the gear he dropped cause tek made him get naked so he was rolling around in his own gear for a few mintues then ruby and tek shot him and ran away cackling like two little autistic fucking idiots and it made me lol

[steveyos666]

we run in formation and we call out contacts (enemies) etc and it works really well we only died because literally an actual real hacker besides that it's usually no deaths even after hours and hours of playing

[Dirty Beatle]

I will not play with Cody because he takes his fucktard "trolling" offline.

[steveyos666]

that was a joke

[cag]

Buying contagion tomorrow stevey hope your available

[cag]

ruby came up with a great idea two fireteams:

ruby, me, cag, lisa, and cody

tek, jon, tim, ?m0nde? ?fanfare? ?jon's girlfriend roflbrothel? ?elz? ?you?

Shit I have to buy This horrible horrible game niw? Ong kill me please

[cag]

Hate dayz so much but will buy and play on the speacial team with stevey and lisa
And ruby. Go team lizard we sre gonna suck so bad