Female Ejaculation is a Porn Myth

[cagordon]

Fools.

[steveyos YOLO]

You having a boyfriend irl is a myth

[cagordon]

you're just trying to get me to show you his picture it so you can tineye it and send him my nudes, u silly lizard weirdo

[cagordon]

please don't try to ruin that, i really truley love the fishmonger

[steveyos YOLO]

I wanna snap suplex you into a pile of garbage cans

[steveyos YOLO]

Have you ever been in a crossface chickenwing hold?

[cagordon]

....... no?

[cagordon]

I don't like the sound of that one bit.

[Desolation]

ok you frigid prude

[cagordon]

frigid prune

[Desolation]

i squirt girl juices every time i cum Cosmo taught me how

[cagordon]

When Kate White became editor in chief of Cosmopolitan in 1998, she worried that she’d quickly run out of ideas to fill the magazine’s monthly quota of blissfully sinful secrets that will blow your man’s mind. In White’s 14 years at the helm, the magazine valiantly reached for an electric toothbrush, a string of pearls, a hair scrunchie, a handful of refrigerated marbles, edible body paint, tomato sauce, and “a small bit of mango” to introduce Cosmo readers—and their unsuspecting boyfriends—to unprecedented levels of sexual innovation. But in the summer of 2003, White landed on a sexual accessory so unforgivably weird that it would come to exemplify the ludicrousness of Cosmo sex tips forever. “99 Ways to Touch Him: These Fresh, Frisky Tips Will Thrill Every Inch of Your Guy,” White wrote on the magazine’s June cover, then teased: “(Our Favorite Requires a Glazed Doughnut).”

[cagordon]

“My girlfriend gets a glazed donut and sticks my penis through the hole. She nibbles around it, stopping to suck me every once in a while. The sugar beads from her mouth tingle on my tip.”

[steveyos666]

You having a boyfriend irl is a myth

[steveyos666]

I wanna snap suplex you into a pile of garbage cans

[steveyos666]

tingle tips

[steveyos666]

names Tip Tingle

[cagordon]

the sugar beads tingle on my tip ^_^

[steveyos666]

lol now I'm picturing a fat girl and she's really going to town doing all sorts of sexy things, to the donut

[steveyos666]

of course every 20 seconds there needs to be a new donut so she prefers BBC not to be a whore but to fit a few dozen donuts on it

[steveyos666]

her real name is Brenda

its real, but when you watch porn and chicks pee everywhere that is not "squirting"

[cagordon]

Did Lisa ever pee and tell you it was squirt? I need to know, this is a life or death situation.

[steveyos666]

I would just be fine with cag doing anything

pretty sure she made a reply thread to urs but i didnt read it

[steveyos666]

not life or death tho

[steveyos YOLO]

Can't believe you tried to fuck lisa rooty what on earth is wrong with you