steveyos is like herpes

[timmy]

he might leave once in a while but he always comes back

[sex with dead people]

And he's all over our cocks.

[dcent]

and he is a viral infection that leads to the development of lesions on ones genitalia. he also comes in a sexually transmitted, and non sexually transmitted variety, the sexually transmitted variety being significantly more debilitating.

also there is a topical cream for steveyos which can work to reduce duration of sores, but will do nothing to prevent the spreading of him to other sexual partners.