I eat cherries a lot fresh and frozen just defrosted some in microwave and one of them sparked and smoked, I'm not joking please

[steveyos2]

please fucking tell me they're dole frozen cherries from wal mart please tell me that's happened to you before and that I didn't eat three fucking giant bowls of ebola today because the first two didn't spark and the third one only sparked at the end when I had to defrost like 10 still in the bowl but I do that all the time I ltierally eat hundreds of cherries a day now lol this one iddn't have a rouge seed still in it either

[Autistic Spectrum]

stop eating metal cherries

[steveyos2]

please tlel me that is how somebody invented cherry bombs

[steveyos2]

maybe bear grlis was shaving a spark stick over some cherries when he thought he was surviving in the forest but he was actually just on dole's cherry farm and got some of it on the cherry I think that's probably what happened tbh

[UPGRAYEDD]

Grapes do this if you microwave them as well.

[Lisa]

"I don't think we need do it anymore" ... *does it again* lol

our 12th president died after eating cherries and icecream

[steveyos2]

oh fuck ok turns out this can happen with any juicy vegetable, holy fuck, ok, woooooooooooooooooooooooo heh woah, heh... phew.... heh oooooh boy heh....

[Autistic Spectrum]

our 12th president died after eating cherries and icecream

shut the fuck up stomple

[Lisa]

Don'tnyou listen to him stomple, that was a very informative post