when I wipe my anus feels so good I have to touch it

...it's tight. it's soft. sometime it gets shaved so the dingle berries don't have a home.

[urkles girlfriend]

you're a really gross old man, marco

...i'm not old Cag. Texas is about to get invaded.

[urkles girlfriend]

you are thrice my age.

[urkles girlfriend]

we should start a gang.. the cag and marco gang, we'll be the most fearsome, most cutthroat cyberbullies in all of the interrealms.. posters will utter our names in hushed reveremce

... OMG let's do it. What should we call it?

[cag]

caggles ham beast cuckhold

[urkles girlfriend]

The cobras