I have 4.64 in the bank and 0 on my credit card lol

[majorcum]

I'm going to die bye

[Autistic Spectrum]

get rich or die in a van

[majorcum]

the seat adjustment for reclining also broke I'm in so much pain I really don't know why I'm bothering

[Autistic Spectrum]

and you still owe general doli 50 dollors for your mom's tick medicane

[Snoofalah]

How would you like to donate that $4.64 to a struggling artist and get your own one of a kind custom made comic strip??? https://www.patreon.com/bigeyedben

[majorcum]

I'm getting rid of my data plan even though it's only 15 bucks I need it see ya via wifi

[Snoofalah]

I had the same problems when I first started college. Chin up buddy it gets better. Don't be too proud to work your way through school at a Starbucks.

[majorcum]

thanks man.

[majorcum]

gotta use up this 121mb of course they won't refund the remainder so I can eat good lmao who needs food when you've got youtube

[cag]

you are still by far richer than either lisa or plugg drugg, try moving in with a rubynet admin the sure path to riches far beyond your dreams.

[majorcum]

I wanna get as far away from this community as possible no thank you

[Snoofalah]

You should go work for steveyos666's big company that he's no doubt running now.

[Desolation]

i have over $27,000 in savings i hope you die in a gutter poor

[majorcum]

I came here for comedy, and boy was I disappointed

[majorcum]

also lol @ only having 27 grand at your age wtf

[majorcum]

don't brag about that please

[Richard Tucker]

That $4 can get you drunk on cheap vodka. It'll make you feel better for about 12 hours.

[cag]

buy a gallon of petrol and hook up a hose to the tailpipe, start engine, lay down in van... sweet dreams and financial problems will fade away

[urkles girlfriend]

poor stevie :(

[Wendy <3]

Sell your PC you don't need it now

[urkles girlfriend]

send stevey some money josh.

[urkles girlfriend]

jazzy josh, the marco doppleganger

[Wendy <3]

No because he's your friend

[urkles girlfriend]

you remind me of the evil black goop that killed Lt Yar