oh help help my internet is about to get shut off noooo

[urkles girlfriend]

just kiddin jon always pays the bill for our awesome fios internet on time

[urkles girlfriend]

download speed 58mbps

[Wendy <3]

Maybe he should put the money to better use like making the hag he has sponging off of him look better

[steveyos]

Maybe he should put the money to better use like making the hag he has sponging off of him look better

[steveyos]

HAAAAAAAAAAA

[urkles girlfriend]

[Pirate Steve]

Someone needs to change Cag's name to Tapeworm.

[urkles girlfriend]

whats a tapeworm

[Pirate Steve]

It's a parasite.

[urkles girlfriend]

have you had a tapeworm before? the only parasite ive ever had was an embryo and i killed that little fucker right quick

[UPGRAYEDD]

what an absolute madman

[juji]

We have a stubborn as fuck

[urkles girlfriend]

we haves a mad as fucks lmao

[urkles girlfriend]

in the meantime, jon has been looking at houses for us to move into.. soon i will be posting from a nice big back yard

[urkles girlfriend]

i will need some decorating tips from my fellow posters at rubynet. www.goodhousekeeping.com

[Wendy <3]

Hopefully the back yard will be your burial place

[urkles girlfriend]

i can not be killed by conventional methods.

Need to put a wood stake through your cold blooded heart

Need to put a wood stake through your cold blooded heart

[urkles girlfriend]

can not be killed by unconventional methods either.

[urkles girlfriend]

i am immune to death

[stevеyos]

It's a parasite.

[stevеyos]

We have a stubborn as fuck

[stevеyos]

immune to carbs

i am immune to death

i'll shoot you into the fucking sun.

[urkles girlfriend]

immune to stevey, immune to cody, immune to chubby chaser jazz

[urkles girlfriend]

posting to you on fios internet at 58mbps

we've had that speed here in columbus for a minute now, what the fuck country ass place you from? oh yeah nm mexico jr

wait lol you're still in mexico jr.

elz will confirm this

[stevеyos]

lol fios