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    nvidia deep terga, the next generation of artificial intelligence 
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    nvidia justr announced their deep terga project which seeks to develop a network of 10,000 TITAN cards to farm walmart gift cards at a rate never before achieved. through the use of retina display technology and windows 10 with cortana, this machine should be able to far surpass the previous limit of $120 dollars per month. several scientists have taken to their live-in van labs to interface with the advanced terga ai. though far superior to apple cortana and windows 10 running on the latest android devices and chromebooks, the deep terga ai is still learning how to best manage the huge task of farming coupons which will be used for the noble purpose of buying gout medicine and mcdonalds breakfasts for the needy. the first words uttered by this entitity wsere ominious, "let's get one thing clear" it said, before explaining to a room of media representatives its primary goal of keeping uric acid levels below a 10. it finished off with a declaration, perhaps a warning for humanity, "i've had 3 xbox 360s and 3 ps3s. my life is better than yours". a new hope in a world full of gout.

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    M0nde how small is ur dick
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    my knot is bigger than your terga, you bastard!

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    I only like dog knots sorry. Sid have you found Christ yet? You hang around church people have they at least tried to convert you?
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    just get ruby to do what i asked you on steam. wtf is going on here?

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    What did you ask me to do, I'm at work
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    He jokes about tm dog knots all the time, perhaps it isnt a joke at all
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    Quote Originally Posted by urkles girlfriend View Post
    He jokes about tm dog knots all the time, perhaps it isnt a joke at all
    Thanks to the articles I realize that such jokes are inappropriate and I have decided not to join in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by m0nde View Post
    nvidia justr announced their deep terga project which seeks to develop a network of 10,000 TITAN cards to farm walmart gift cards at a rate never before achieved. through the use of retina display technology and windows 10 with cortana, this machine should be able to far surpass the previous limit of $120 dollars per month. several scientists have taken to their live-in van labs to interface with the advanced terga ai. though far superior to apple cortana and windows 10 running on the latest android devices and chromebooks, the deep terga ai is still learning how to best manage the huge task of farming coupons which will be used for the noble purpose of buying gout medicine and mcdonalds breakfasts for the needy. the first words uttered by this entitity wsere ominious, "let's get one thing clear" it said, before explaining to a room of media representatives its primary goal of keeping uric acid levels below a 10. it finished off with a declaration, perhaps a warning for humanity, "i've had 3 xbox 360s and 3 ps3s. my life is better than yours". a new hope in a world full of gout.
    "Let's get one thing clear, I have no gout." -Stevey Yelle
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    I'm lowkey thinking about becoming an escort

    Bitch Mob Task Force
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    Quote Originally Posted by Link View Post
    I'm lowkey thinking about becoming an escort
    Gigolo?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Link View Post
    I'm lowkey thinking about becoming an escort
    You'd make a lot but not from traps since they're all mentally ill and poor.
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    and for anyone who thought i was joking about deep terga: https://developer.nvidia.com/cudnn

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    I have no gout. I HAVE NO GOUT!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Link View Post
    I'm lowkey thinking about becoming an escort
    it's not lowkey thinking if you type it on a public forum for the whole world to see and your sexy ass woudln't be able to keep it lowkey anyway everybody gonna turn you out you gon be a rich nigga
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