today's big adventure: rounding up change for cigarettes

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me and my roommate's cousin scrounged for change around the shitty dilapidated duplex we live in, announcing "i found a nickel!" or "i just found a mother fucking quarter!!" to each other between rooms

my biggest find was a 1 dollar canadian coin (which, to my disappointment, the local smoke shop wouldn't accept) and my friend's biggest find was two 2 dollar bills which he had been saving in his drawer for years -- this lead to me having to convince my friend that 2 dollar bills arent actually rare or worth anything, and having to google this fact to prove it to him..
he also had a 1 dollar bill from 1957, but those are actually worth something (5 dollars on ebay)

so we now had our bum-assets accounted for; me with a pocketful of pennies and some canadian change, and my friend with his "rare" 2 dollar bills

we had to drive across the bridge to minnesota, where cigarettes are a good 3 dollars cheaper.. my friend's car had a flat tire, and his driver's side door is broken so we both had to get in and out of the same door..

an hour and a half later, we had managed to get the pack of cigarettes we had worked so hard for.. shortly after we each lit one up while driving back over the bridge to wisconsin, we both looked at each other and said "meh, cigarettes really aren't even that good"

i just bought a carton from the coyote mart right next to my house. took me like 5 minutes in my wolfsburg jetta, and cost me barely anything because cartons are cheap compared to the fine meals i eat every night, and the hand fulls of weed i pull out of my own personal half pound of cali dro, when i get off of a thing i like to call work.

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yeah well nothing beats the feeling when i squirt three crushed up 30mg roxicodones up my ass because i have a bombass connection

[steveyos]

I mean it could be worse, you could be me

[steveyos]

*smokes cigarettes that cost $10 a pack, doesn't need to blow people to get them*

[Genital Doli]

Im not going tor ead this but here is a day in plug durs life in my "imagination"
1) push a cart arand at wal ,art
2) met a girl and stare at her as pushing cart
3) breat realy heavily as she unload the Marie Calendars yum yum Dinner in2 teh car
4) gets praid wit myace and enjoy teh mace
5) take a piss in corner of parkeing lot
6) wallow in piss and pretend its heroin 2 saste urges
7) get fired
8) cry

[steveyos]

Im not going tor ead this but here is a day in plug durs life in my "imagination"
1) push a cart arand at wal ,art
2) met a girl and stare at her as pushing cart
3) breat realy heavily as she unload the Marie Calendars yum yum Dinner in2 teh car
4) gets praid wit myace and enjoy teh mace
5) take a piss in corner of parkeing lot
6) wallow in piss and pretend its heroin 2 saste urges
7) get fired
8) cry
9) make a threshold aboyt it at YTMBSFW
10) cry

[Plug Drugs]

[Plug Drugs]

1. sits at computer all day
2. doesnt get laid

[steveyos]

alright fjs is up

link?

[sex with dead people]

*smokes cigarettes that cost $10 a pack, doesn't need to blow people to get them*

Do they really cost that much up there?

[xoxo]

My adventure today....

Not get out of bed and reschedual dentist

The end

[Plug Drugs]

something is growing out of the onions in our pantry

[Plug Drugs]

i think it may be a new species, i will name it gayniggerus dicksuckifuckus

[xoxo]

That name is too sexy for an onion

[steveyos]

almost

[blumpkin blownuts]

plant them in a pot and u will get babby oniones

this sadly is better than any other thread on the first page of rubynet right now

this sadly is better than any other thread on the first page of rubynet right now

it is hard to top this thread

[timmy]

this thread is a gold mine i laughed really loud and woke up my neighbors baby when i read he squirts drugs up his ass

[sex with dead people]

This is why lisa adores PD so much...because they're both poor drug addicts with no future whatsoever.

[0bnoxious0ne]

*smokes cigarettes that cost $10 a pack, doesn't need to blow people to get them*

I can buy a carton of cigs for 52 or 38 for generics in Oregon.

[timmy]

1 packet of 25 costs around 17-18 dollars here. almost as expensive as being a heroin junky i would guess.

[0bnoxious0ne]

1 packet of 25 costs around 17-18 dollars here. almost as expensive as being a heroin junky i would guess.

How come there isnt enough smuggling and illegal growing to break this extortion?

you can get your dick cut off in mexico alot cheaper then you can in the states

[timmy]

How come there isnt enough smuggling and illegal growing to break this extortion?

you can get shit tier tobacco 1 kilo is like 200 dollars and it will last you half a year but i tried it and it tastes like the shittest of the shit

[sex with dead people]

you can get your dick cut off in mexico alot cheaper then you can in the states

It would be nice to get a price quote

[juji]

you can get your dick cut off in mexico alot cheaper then you can in the states

Seriously, you revealed the secret

[timmy]