i feel so undersirable

[blumpkin blownuts]

none of the whores on craigslist talk to me once they see my pic
if they can't handle that mustache they sure as hell can't handle my bullshit

SIGH

[maks]

they're not looking to get raped bob

[maks]

as far as I see it you can either ditch the mustache or embrace it and buy an old windowless van, there's not going to be any middle ground

[maks]

if you do go with the van you should get something like this airbrushed on the side

[blumpkin blownuts]

i did get rid of it and i mention it every time i send that pic
i don't feel like taking a new photo but i guess it wouldn't hurt

[maks]

"wouldn't hurt" is putting it mildly

[maks]

also you'd probably have better luck hitting on drunk bitches at the bar than going for craigslist whores

[Lexi Persimmons]

my analysis. bob is thinking sereriously of a gay relationship at this point in his life.

dont we all

[maks]

there's really no reason bob shouldn't be getting laid whenever he needs to he just goes about it in such stupid ways

http://www.christianmingle.com/

[maks]

http://www.positivesingles.com/

[blumpkin blownuts]

christian women are trampy as fuck might as well go to positivesingles

[maks]

"Not every first date is magical. Sometimes you have to kiss a few frogs before you realize you already kissed the frog you want to keep kissing."

[blumpkin blownuts]

my analysis. bob is thinking sereriously of a gay relationship at this point in his life.

you looking for a top or bottom

[maks]

bob I'm going to add you as a citation on a wikipedia article ok?

[maks]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_She...rial_publicity

[sex with dead people]

my analysis. bob is thinking sereriously of a gay relationship at this point in his life.

That's what I did and haven't looked back since.

[blumpkin blownuts]

lol, herriott tn
damn she got her own zipcode

[sex with dead people]

Maybe you should take a trip up to pound town and get in on some action

[blumpkin blownuts]

only if by pound town you mean your house

[0bnoxious0ne]

none of the whores on craigslist talk to me once they see my pic
if they can't handle that mustache they sure as hell can't handle my bullshit

SIGH

The reason you feel so undesirable is because you are.

[blumpkin blownuts]

and there goes my dream of fucking ob's inside-out dick and gutted scrote.
SIGH

[Genital Doli]

The reason you feel so undesirable is because you are.

PWNED! The Obnixous Bitch strikes again Mutha PHuKKKaaaa.....

[0bnoxious0ne]

The reason you feel so undesirable is because you are.

Face it. Your asshat demands to women on Craigslist proves you don't want a woman anymore than a recent college grad with no experiemce that demands a six figure salary, 30 paid vacation days, unimited paid sick days, and zero employee contribution healthplan that covers almost everything without caps really wants a job. Next time you post a personal ad on Craigslist, post it in the "men seeking men" section.

[Lexi Persimmons]

[0bnoxious0ne]

It never gets wet around unless he is doing his gay porns.

[0bnoxious0ne]

LynKKKz ???

Op this thread

[blumpkin blownuts]

I'm not making demands, i'm desperate. OB as usual is making shit up

[blumpkin blownuts]

I got over it though. I'm not going to fill a spiritual void with meaningless sex, only risk damaging my self-respect.