did you know birds like cheese?

[blumpkin blownuts]

i just found out myself after going out to smoke and finding one of the little house wrens that insist on hanging out in the garage dead in a mouse trap :'(

[always stevey]

I hate birds. this thread makes me smile

[blumpkin blownuts]

i like anything that flies... birds, bugs, planes

[blumpkin blownuts]

wrens are really cute and curious but i'm not impressed with their taste after one tried to eat months-old provolone

[always stevey]

I have to pee.

[blumpkin blownuts]

you should totally pee

[always stevey]

inurmouth

[blumpkin blownuts]

i used to date this classy girl and one time we were walking around the countryside and she was like "i'll seeya later I gotta go to the A&P" and i was kinda surprised because she never says "pee" so i was all "oh thats cool i'm gonna head over to the railyard and take a shit" and she never spoke to me again

[always stevey]

I take a shit and it stinks.

[sex with dead people]

I hate birds since they are ugly and intentionally shit on my vehicles irl.

[always stevey]

I hate birds since they are ugly and intentionally shit on my vehicles irl.

The birds hate you too.

[blumpkin blownuts]

birds aren't ugly they are fluffy and sing music songs

[always stevey]

what would happen if I glued their beaks shut?

[blumpkin blownuts]

we have tons of woodpeckers but they are so loud you can hear their song from like a mile away
but the worst is when they peck at the metal chimney cap it reverberates through the fireplace and sounds like the fucking house is falling down

[blumpkin blownuts]

what would happen if I glued their beaks shut?

they'd peck you right on your clit

[always stevey]

I hear woodpeckers make great kindling.

[always stevey]

You rednecks are always killing shit for no reason.

[sex with dead people]

The birds hate you too.

Hey fuck you new kid you're not my friend anymore.

[always stevey]

Hey fuck you new kid you're not my friend anymore.

I keep tallies of my internet friends as it's very important to me.

[sex with dead people]

How many do you have? I have 3...

for the record we are not friends

[always stevey]

Don't start trying to have a conversation with me, dumbfag :)

haha just kidding man youre great

[sex with dead people]

for the record we are not friends

Fine.

[blumpkin blownuts]

all of you stop fuckign hating on me

[sex with dead people]

no u