went to get an oil change at firestone and those idiots told me that

[terror baby]

i needed a brake fluid flush....is that even a real thing? $89.99

no they told me i needed transmisson fluid HELLO IT IS A MANUAL YOU FUCKING RETARDS

but in all seriousness they were probably just trying to help you out so you dont crash into a uid or something, but here you are mocking them preteneding you know all abotu cars WELL IF YOU NEW ALL ABOUT CARS WHY DID YOU RUN HOETO YOUR LITTLE COMPUTER AND HAVE TO ASK YOUR INTERNET FRIENDs

[sex with dead people]

Who the fuck doesn't change their own oil

[jon]

yes brake fluid does need to be flushed and refilled sometimes but they wouldn't know that unless they checked the resevoir and tested the brakes and all that so i wouldn't believe it

also don't take your car to a shop for oil changes, i'll do it

[jon]

also lol what's your man's problem ain't he know how to change oil

[macpro]

your going to crash if you don't have Pedro's brake fluid.

[terror baby]

It was adam's ford explorer. They showed me a test strip that they dipped into the brake fluid, they said that the brake fluid needed to be changed since the test strip was a dark purple. We usually take our cars to Ford dealerships and get them serviced for free in IL (mother in law is a lawyer and represents dealerships so she gets some perks) but we can't do that anymore since we moved to Dallas so now we have to pay for everything and we know nothing about cars.

[maks]

Who the fuck doesn't change their own oil

girls

[terror baby]

Adam knows absolutely nothing about cars, I know more than he does.

[jon]

oh yeah brake fluid can rust out the lines over time

it's pretty easy to do, i have a fluid pump (for european cars) to do my own

the fluid is hazardous to handle though

[macpro]

That's what you get for marrying a gay male.

[terror baby]

do you know any honest mechanics around here that we can take it to?

yes there is a little place in texas that my family has been ging to for years it is a modest shop but they are honest hard working people the name of the shop is jiffy lube

[jon]

nope, i do everything myself

[macpro]

you think jon would offer to help.

[terror baby]

I told Adam to ask the people he works with for a recommendation but he said that everyone he works with is indian so they probably get ripped off on a daily.

you shouldve of asked if there was a cancer discount

[sex with dead people]

girls

My mom always did her own car work. Bitches these days are pansies

[macpro]

how about Jihad Motors?

[terror baby]

i don't trust arabs, they rip you off the most

[macpro]

Jew lawyers do that too.

ffucking brown

[terror baby]

My mom always did her own car work. Bitches these days are pansies

I want to learn how to do my own oil change, I think I'll probably learn how to do it myself next time my car needs one.

yes sometime within the next 10,000 miles should be a good time to learn dont do it too early or you could flood the oil pump

My uncle tried to teach me once but I'm scared to do it because I dont want to fuck up my piece of shit car

[StompleB]

well at least bike mechanics get to wear aprons

[steveyos]

I'll marry you and fix your everything, but you gotta be ok with me also being married to every other forum girl and never doing gross things like making contact with you

[terror baby]

omg i just watched a youtube tutorial on how to do an oil change and it literally takes 3 minutes. Why did I just pay 35 bucks for this?

[macpro]

get wrench. unscrew oil plug. drain oil into catch. replace plug. fill with oil.

Filter is a little harder. Change that when you change the oil.