SUICIDE SQUAD Commentary by Ruby & Desolation - Extended Cut Special Edition

[rubycalaber]

this movie was so bad I was giving serious consideration to writing a generic ruby review thread about all it's problems but thankfully I didn't have to exert that much effort since the extended cut (with one new scene total!) was released and I recorded deso and I watching it last night and I said pretty much everything I wanted to say about it and it's probably 300 odd plotholes in a non-stop autistic rant, actually pretty funny if I do say so myself a fun game to play would be listen to it while not watching the movie and you can just try to imagine what all the incoherent bullshit we're criticizing is since whatever you come up with in your head will probably be better than whats in the actual movie

http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/SuicideSquad.mp3

here, have some autistic extras, like this forum collage


here we have Garfield as Slipknot, the first one to die, Teknorat as Captain Boomerang, the Australian shitposter, Lisa as Enchantress, the psychotic witch, Clay as Col. Rick Flag, the group's financer's man on the ground keeping all these retards together, Cag as Harley Quinn, manipulative juggalo whore, marks98 as Deadshot, the mercenary for hire like how I hired him to take down timnet, Dirty Harry as Killer Croc, the lizard king, Elezzzark as El Diablo, the token spic and Desolation as Katana, a cute waifu who talks to her love trapped in another world (hell/scotland)

Banter Archive #008: Tell Me A Joke
rare banter archive of how yesterdays conversation opened and a cautionary tale of what happens when you invoke my comedic chops, joker eat your heart out

Banter Archive #009: Meeting Harley Quinn
rare banter archive of me telling deso an anecdote from when I saw sue sai skwa in the theaters and encountered a hot Harley cosplayer

Banter Archive #010: Purple Lamborghini Commentary
rare banter archive of deso and I doing a commentary on this cringy music video by Skrillex & Rick Ross featuring Jared Leto in-character as The Joker still more screen time than he got in the movie


Overwatch gameplay footage from the day I saw this shit movie in theaters and came home to explain to my life partner Teknorat how disappointed I was by this garbage

[Battery Bits]

Why do you always play in poo?

[rubycalaber]

*gets nervous and drops dogshit out of my pockets*

[Battery Bits]

don't get scared and poo yourself like you did the first time I got on cam

There's always some poo with you

[Battery Bits]

Always a little bit of poo when dealing with ruby.

[Desolation]

yea i just checked out during all this

[maks]

yay I made the picture

[maks]

marks98 as Deadshot, the mercenary for hire like how I hired him to take down timnet,

I thought we weren't going to talk about this, but since the cat's oput of the bag ruby paid off my car and all I had to do was spam a bit, it was p cool