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    used this thing called a "tanning bed" today 
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    its like a big bed with lights all over it that supposedly make your skin "darker"
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    Just go outside in the sunlight, you don't want to be that close to all those lightbulbs it can give you organ damage.

    Take an EMF reading in one sometime with your phone and see how many microteslas there are
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    Cancer skin resistance


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    I'll kill myself live on cam as soon as there's proof I literlaly promise, I will sincerely kill myself as soon as I see elz's computer playing arma 3 maxed with all nvidia exclusive graphics
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    Quote Originally Posted by Plug Drugs View Post
    Just go outside in the sunlight, you don't want to be that close to all those lightbulbs it can give you organ damage.

    Take an EMF reading in one sometime with your phone and see how many microteslas there are
    shut the fuck up
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    Tanning beds and uv light can be good skin treatments for acne
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cag. View Post
    Tanning beds and uv light can be good skin treatments for acne
    I can't see the whole key board when I'm typing have to move my head from side to side, I can't type fast period
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    how long do i hav to stay in the tanning bed to look like a "nigger"
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    you're in luck I can save you a trip to the tanning salon
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    "how"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Garfield View Post
    "how"
    you "already" look like a "nigger"
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    Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
    you "already" look like a "nigger"
    suck my "dick" you "old fart"
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    betcha I outlive you
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    just get a spray tan like drumpf so you dont get cancer again

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    my butthole is already on fire and my dick feels like ants are biting the inside of it like 2-3 times a month i think im "dying" for real this time
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    Quote Originally Posted by Garfield View Post
    my butthole is already on fire and my dick feels like ants are biting the inside of it like 2-3 times a month i think im "dying" for real this time
    why did you tan yourself naked?


    Quote Originally Posted by Steffies Yelle View Post
    I'll kill myself live on cam as soon as there's proof I literlaly promise, I will sincerely kill myself as soon as I see elz's computer playing arma 3 maxed with all nvidia exclusive graphics
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    i tanned naked and put one of those eyeball cover stickers on the head of my dick and my nipples so they stay nice and bright pink, but my dick hurts because i have cancer and its slowly eating my nerves in my spinal cord lol
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    nf
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    lmao
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wendy <3 View Post
    nf
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    Are you trying to make me mad? I hated that stupid alien guy
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    thats not tim allen you fucking retard
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    Hate him too
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