hey gram

[DonaldStone]

I was in a car crash, will you come pick me up at the hospital?

[maxgoldberg]

your vote on this thread has been added

[Bev.]

SORRY CAG I HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL CAUSE I PUT MY FINGER UP MY ASS TO SEE HOW IT FELT AND ITS STUCK UP THERE

[maxgoldberg]

dp is that you

[maxgoldberg]

or is that really bev omg lmao

[؜؜؜؜؜]

SORRY CAG I HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL CAUSE I PUT MY FINGER UP MY ASS TO SEE HOW IT FELT AND ITS STUCK UP THERE

I think you've completely lost it

[Battery Bits]

SORRY CAG I HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL CAUSE I PUT MY FINGER UP MY ASS TO SEE HOW IT FELT AND ITS STUCK UP THERE

LOL

[DonaldStone]

Well, if I wasn't already dead hearing my grandmother say that would have killed me. Way to keep my memory alive gram. Most people would just put flowers on my headstone, but not you.

[maxgoldberg]

how are things in heaven? is there lots of faygo and sexy naked dead bitches?

[maxgoldberg]

and what was it like fucking junkie babes on your grandmothers bed for lisa on skype

[Bev.]

OH HI DONNY DID YOU STOP BY TO WATCH CAG PLAY IN HER CUNT BLOOD AND STICK HER FINGER UP HER ASS HOLE I BET YOUR LAUGHING AT THE RETAED RIGHT NOW LIKE WE ALL ARE

[maxgoldberg]

lol she even types in the webster accent

[maxgoldberg]

reeetaed

[Battery Bits]

OH HI DONNY DID YOU STOP BY TO WATCH CAG PLAY IN HER CUNT BLOOD AND STICK HER FINGER UP HER ASS HOLE I BET YOUR LAUGHING AT THE RETAED RIGHT NOW LIKE WE ALL ARE

Donny was not into cag at all

[Battery Bits]

and what was it like fucking junkie babes on your grandmothers bed for lisa on skype

Uh what?

You’re a retead

[Bev.]

BOY CAG YOUR MOTHER WAS A UGLY LADY NOW YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR GONNA LOOK LIKE IN A FEW MORE YEARS

[DonaldStone]

how are things in heaven? is there lots of faygo and sexy naked dead bitches?

It's like, I always want to fix, but I never can because girls keep ODing in the dunkin bathroom. I think this might be hell.

[maxgoldberg]

lol you're such a fiesty old girl

[maxgoldberg]

It's like, I always want to fix, but I never can because girls keep ODing in the dunkin bathroom. I think this might be hell.

all the paper trails lead back to the webster dunkin donuts

[Battery Bits]

BOY CAG YOUR MOTHER WAS A UGLY LADY NOW YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR GONNA LOOK LIKE IN A FEW MORE YEARS

Scrape her makeup and fake eyelashes off and she’s a fugly cross eyed skank with an underbite and a chin that could cut glass

[Bev.]

CAG IF I LOOKED LIKE YOU I WOULD GO AND DUNK MY HEAD IN A BUCKET OF SHIT

[maxgoldberg]

[maxgoldberg]

this must have been donny's old haunt

[DonaldStone]

Had a lot of good nods in that dunkin bathroom

[Desolation]

Scrape her makeup and fake eyelashes off and she’s a fugly cross eyed skank with an underbite and a chin that could cut glass

You should have a beauty competition with cag so we can finally put to bed who is more attractive

[Bev.]

NOPE THATS A GAS STATION NO WHERE WE LIVE ASSHOLE IT MUST BE WHERE YOU GO TO FINGER YOUR ASSHOLE AND LET MEN PLY WITH YOUR BLOODY CUNT YOUR KIND OF A HANG OURT

[Battery Bits]

CAG IF I LOOKED LIKE YOU I WOULD GO AND DUNK MY HEAD IN A BUCKET OF SHIT

Not to mention her flat shapeless ass, shapeless legs, nobby knocked knees and orangutan tits

[Battery Bits]

NOPE THATS A GAS STATION NO WHERE WE LIVE ASSHOLE IT MUST BE WHERE YOU GO TO FINGER YOUR ASSHOLE AND LET MEN PLY WITH YOUR BLOODY CUNT YOUR KIND OF A HANG OURT

It’s where her dad picked up her mum

[Bev.]

WELL I JUST LOOKED AT MY ASS AND ITS MUCH BETTER LOOKING THEN CAG

[maxgoldberg]

WELL I JUST LOOKED AT MY ASS AND ITS MUCH BETTER LOOKING THEN CAG

lmfao