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    so you get a call from that top job you've always wanted and you come in for an interview 
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    and you sit down and i am the interviewer, standing between you and your dream job

    how do you convince me you're the one for the job
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    tell them ur white
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    two wrestlemania tickets for you and a person of your choice




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    Quote Originally Posted by cberry View Post
    and you sit down and i am the interviewer, standing between you and your dream job

    how do you convince me you're the one for the job
    Would you like me to suck you now or later?
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    rose west is my bitch
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    pin him down and finger his ass hole
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    Quote Originally Posted by BatteryGirl View Post
    Would you like me to suck you now or later?
    fat old and ugly

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    pin him down and finger his ass hole
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    just like ur mom u goat fucker
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    i show them my rep points and explain how it would be even higher if it wasn't for SOME FAGGOT HATERS
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bliz View Post
    i show them my rep points and explain how it would be even higher if it wasn't for SOME FAGGOT HATERS
    u can buy rep bars by sending clay snickers idk if u new that
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    my friend freshman year of college bought this giant thing of snickers bars with his leftover mealpoints when we were drunk one night, like a suitcase filled with them basically. if i had known, i would have stolen it and saved it for today.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rootbeer View Post
    rose west is my bitch
    I love hearing that, studman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bliz View Post
    my friend freshman year of college bought this giant thing of snickers bars with his leftover mealpoints when we were drunk one night, like a suitcase filled with them basically. if i had known, i would have stolen it and saved it for today.
    yeah thats probably enough for smod
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    Quote Originally Posted by lnopia the great View Post
    two wrestlemania tickets for you and a person of your choice
    are we talking skybox seats front row or what
    cuz you can get seats in the nosebleeds for 40 dollars its cheaper than ordering the fucking PPV to go to the actual event (ive been to two wrestlemanias(cberry mad jelly)
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    Quote Originally Posted by BatteryGirl View Post
    Would you like me to suck you now or later?
    is this your gimmick if so i think you will fit in just fine here
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bliz View Post
    i show them my rep points and explain how it would be even higher if it wasn't for SOME FAGGOT HATERS
    lol
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    I don't think I even have a dream job

    I'm going home to smoke pot on the sofa
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    cberry is apparently into roleplaying
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    you lazy wench. get off your arse and clean the fucking kitchen!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cberry View Post
    is this your gimmick if so i think you will fit in just fine here
    So I get the job?
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    but in all honestly who wouldn't hire this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marco View Post
    you lazy wench. get off your arse and clean the fucking kitchen!
    the kitchen is too small to clean
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    Quote Originally Posted by stalker virus View Post
    but in all honestly who wouldn't hire this?
    oh my god stalker virus is that really you lmao!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by stalker virus View Post
    cberry is apparently into roleplaying
    you know how frothy my loins get when i role play
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    but in all honestly who wouldn't hire this?

    Is that you? Oh I would bang you till the cows came home.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marco View Post
    Is that you? Oh I would bang you till the cows came home.
    well she wouldnt post it if it wasnt her come on marco duh
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    Quote Originally Posted by BatteryGirl View Post
    So I get the job?
    it was a trick question i would never hire a white
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    I hire kneegrows all the time. They're good people. I pay em in skittles and Shlitz
    Malt liquor.
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    but in all honestly who wouldn't hire this?
    Is your dad still coming into your room and wearing your clothes?
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