I didn't cook my chicken properly and I spewed

[Dirty Beatle]

[herpreader]

well why the fuck didn't tim swoop in and save the chicken

[Dirty Beatle]

Tim's special sauce stuffing

[herpreader]

you're not even allowed to shoot virtual chickens when gaming with tim

[Dirty Beatle]

But he will try to virtually rape the chickens

[herpreader]

HE LOVES CHICKENS AND NOT IN THAT SICK TYPICAL AUSTRIAN WAY OK

[Dirty Beatle]

You're gay.

[herpreader]

I'm not gay I'm completely straight I just figure my dick is five inches, I care about females unlike most men because I care about humans, I care, so my dick ain't gonna do shit but since I ain't gay, what I need is a relationship with a girl and then also it's a three person relationship cause there's also a trap with a big dick, and they do the gross stuff to each other a/d e/d while I save the world like I'd rather build a house for a homeless than have sex this is actually true, but occasionally they could get sick of me saving the world and not getting fucked for it so they could put things in my butt for a while since again my dick why bother, and also my mouth works

[Dirty Beatle]

I'm bi.

[Dirty Beatle]

I'm not gay I'm completely straight I just figure my dick is five inches, I care about females unlike most men because I care about humans, I care, so my dick ain't gonna do shit but since I ain't gay, what I need is a relationship with a girl and then also it's a three person relationship cause there's also a trap with a big dick, and they do the gross stuff to each other a/d e/d while I save the world like I'd rather build a house for a homeless than have sex this is actually true, but occasionally they could get sick of me saving the world and not getting fucked for it so they could put things in my butt for a while since again my dick why bother, and also my mouth works

how many houses have you actually built for the homeless?

[herpreader]

none yet but as soon as I can I'm gonna

[herpreader]

I'm not bi I just love traps

[Dirty Beatle]

I'm not bi I just love traps

You're a male. If you have a stiffy and a hole of almost any description is put in front of you you are probably going to try to fuck it.

[herpreader]

no believe me I won't because the dick would be in my ass and I'm never gonna want a dick in my ass bad enough to settle for anything not a trap and bailey jay is the minimum hotness she would be difficult enough as it is but I'd do it

[steveyos YOLO]

Spewed just like rooty's dick

[Genital Doli]

Tihs thread is getting me so horney and i want to fuck now

[Dirty Beatle]

Tihs thread is getting me so horney and i want to fuck now

Oh great now I read this and I'm horny too and will have to tend to myself thanks to you Doli.

[Genital Doli]

;-]

[Autistic Spectrum]

puke on your own dick then fuck lisa with your puke dick, so fuckgn sexy

[Dirty Beatle]

puke on your own dick then fuck lisa with your puke dick, so fuckgn sexy

Lol gross

[herpreader]