Come to bed dp

[Dirty Beatle]

.

[Dirty Beatle]

Bring maks.

We can have cuddles.

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya it's monring time lisa, time to start the day in a real country, america the worlds best country

[Dirty Beatle]

Come to bed anyway.

Cuddle time.

[Autistic Spectrum]

really want to report this sexual harassment to someone don't know who would care or has to the power to make it stop tho

[cag]

This thread isnt weird or creepy at all!

[Autistic Spectrum]

it's not, at all, the fact that lisa was prob naked in her bed with her ipad and pinmk hair and ugh ughg uuhugh FUCK OYU LISA

[cag]

She is flicking her Brown muff to you right now and moaning

[steveyos666]

lisa isn't really bad at all there I said it, she shouldn't be posting on this forum or any forum with members of this community for her own good, but when we were playing dayz she had no problem laughing at herself, she knew she was having a hard time doing the most simple shit and laughed about it and eventually figured it out but then would immediately forget it but weed works really well on her she was proper blazed so even being zooted she actually fucking killed zombies in dayz you guys can't say a thing negativity about her since you fucks haven't ever killed a zombie in dayz

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa is the worst person on earth playing the worst game on earth with the worst niggers on earth, i don't see how it oculd get any worse

[steveyos666]

u mad

[cag]

It is late, dp is at his computer posting on his favorite forum.

"Come to bed honey, come snuggle and make love to me" says Lisa

"Ugh no I need to make another post babe" dp says

[Autistic Spectrum]

i am busy plotting cag's death, just a few more mins

[cag]

Lmao @ me

[cag]

Dp reluctantly slunks back to bed looking longingly over his shoulder at his conputer. "Ill come back for u" he whispers

[Autistic Spectrum]

i can't get into tis bullshit rubynet fan fic with you tonight cag, i have to watch a movie then go to bed, i need to unwind after a hard days work ,not tufcking be grossed out and filled with murderious rage

[cag]

Dp and lisa make sex but the whole time he thought of ruby net and how he could be making posts. He jazzes on lisas boobs and she falls asleep snoring. Dp sneaks back to his computer. He coulf feel rubynet calling his name beckoning him.

[Autistic Spectrum]

PLUG DRUGS AND STEVEY ENTER THE ROOM WITH 3 GALLONS OF HAND LOTOIN THEY STOLE FROM THE WELFARE OFFICE AND SAY,,,, IT'S TIME TO FUFCK CAG, IT'S TIME TO FUCK U TILL THE FOOD STAMPS RUN OUT

[cag]

I prefer vasoline or pig fat

[Autistic Spectrum]

welfare fraud is not something i should have put in my sexy plug drugs/cag stories i am sorry american tax payer for glamouriizing it

[Dirty Beatle]

when I look at this forum today it is evident that you really should have gone to bed when I told you

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa i don't sleep in th emiddle of the day i have to work, and talk to debbie and cag

[cag]

a love song for lisa and dp

[Autistic Spectrum]

so glad i blcoked youtubes,

[cag]

its journey you piece of journey hating shit. Journey. JOURNEY

[cag]

how dare you

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag i don't know your fish mongers ipod playlist ok, i listen to indie rock terrible shit

[cag]

that's my playlist you motherfucker he stole his love of journey and the heavy metal movie from me. taught him everything he knows about magic the gathering.

[cag]

indie rock u listen to 9 inch nails and kmfdm lmao

[cag]

wow this shit is really bad im sorry for you omg