How To Fix YTMNSFW Forums, a guide by Steve Yelle

[steveyos]

first of all stop using the image captcha, the built in question and answer works 100% fine (I'll take care of it)

make dp and me admins

give me an ftp account with root access (/, not just /forums)




tips if you don't want to admin either of us:

-delete WoW forum
-delete all users over 50
-change the top left vb pic and the forum name
-forward roflbrothel.com to here


the biggest problem is posting quality, tim is honestly the best poster here because he's the only one not being a whiney faggot

dp clearly wants to be funny again, that's a huge plus but he's too stupid to realize fjs is where you now go to be funny and this forum is where you go for aarp quotes

general doli has been in my fav five for a while for his new gimmick, the fact he got deleted shows you just how bad this place is doing


well here's the thing, the main problem is posting quality, so I'm turning this into a general Q&A session for those of you who miss good posting but don't want to post on fjs, also I lurk this place still and I'm sick of there being literally no good threads at all, at fucking all, so if you want that problem solved I'm your guy (I'd balance out dp's chaos he'd just delete the whole internet but he'd do a better job at it than clay that's for sure)


not really much else to say, dp and I can take care of it

oh also the last edited by thing is for people who aren't good at trolling to use to try to troll people, another thing you guys are doing now as you casually stroll into the faggot realm - turn it off

[maks]

did you have your testicle removed? did they do it before the cancer had a chance to spread?

[maks]

have you gotten any calls from the craigslist posting?

quality transplant

[steveyos]

did you have your testicle removed? did they do it before the cancer had a chance to spread?

I'm not kackerot

have you gotten any calls from the craigslist posting?

that's probably fanfare using his 401 number from when he was here, I don't think that's even one of my old numbers

or maybe flaggerchat

or anyone, voice.google.com ok man yall got bad up in here

[maks]

I'm willing to take your word that it isn't you but I really doubt it's fanfare, that doesn't seem like something he would do at all.

[Genital Doli]

steveyos tryeing to show his face here after cody did the ultimate troll by calling him and having a conversation with him

so why have you been calling up people, steff? what's the reason behind that? i thought the s helped you set up fjs this time?

[steveyos]

real easy to get a 401 number with google voice in fact it's free and the calls are free

if you got a recording of their voice I'd know if it was john or not

[Genital Doli]

"whats the weather like over there?" haha this is going to be hilarious wait until the boys at YTMNSFW get a load of this

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[steveyos]

so that was me being nice let's move past that, notice all you're doing is talking about that other forum? is there any hope left for nsfw or is it doomed to be a lizard forum discussion forum forever?

[Genital Doli]

idk but i agree that its terrible and clay is terrible for deleteing me and not the 60-soemthing year olds who either get scared off by marks or kiss up to him until he feels bad about trolling them

[maks]

where have you been nsfw has been gone for months this is calumnet and .com are our frontpage fags

[Genital Doli]

i blame m0nde for this

okay, so is fjs going to be shut down again? it lasted 2 months this time, i guess.

[steveyos]

idk but i agree that its terrible and clay is terrible for deleteing me and not the 60-soemthing year olds who either get scared off by marks or kiss up to him until he feels bad about trolling them

the best part about all of this is just how well marks fits in with the lizards, like I honestly don't know why he doesn't post there the only difference is they're into 4chan and he's not besides that him and cody are the same person

where have you been nsfw has been gone for months this is calumnet and .com are our frontpage fags

I've been at fjs and in real life, got a credit card got that magic flight vaporizer now after I vape with that I put the vaped weed into my incredibowl because it doesn't get all the thc out, but soon I'll be cooking with it instead after the magic flight of incredibowling it, and that's the bottom line cause stone cold said so

also ruby's real name isn't callum is that whole thing really fun? really? this whole situation is so basic, nsfw doesn't realize it's being as outdated as the lizards are and it's disgusting and you're encouraging it more than anyone marks

i blame m0nde for this

already on ignore, as horrible as this place is at least being logged in lets me ignore him there's absolutely no hope for that guy

[steveyos]

if this forum wasn't currently in the worst shape it's ever been, by a literal long shot, I woulda posted this in my first post:


-Clay posts are 4chan quality
-Clay is a lazy fucker like americanized mexican and nigger
-Clay bought VB bulletin License for Ruby claiming he was rich, this story how ruby is a rich was fake
-Ruby doesn't make megathreads anymore
-Old is the same to yesterday
-This place sucks without dp for admin
-Girls are gone
-What's the reason why we do posting here for nothing?




but, this place is so horrible, I can't even joke, I can't even joke on a comedy forum because there's no comedy left on this comedy forum, I figure I'll give this a shot and if it doesn't work I just won't even bother lurking anymore either because it's just not worth it

i just want to know about steffie's balls and why he's been phoning s
i don't know why that makes him so angry

[maks]

I've been at fjs and in real life, got a credit card got that magic flight vaporizer now after I vape with that I put the vaped weed into my incredibowl because it doesn't get all the thc out, but soon I'll be cooking with it instead after the magic flight of incredibowling it, and that's the bottom line cause stone cold said so

also ruby's real name isn't callum is that whole thing really fun? really? this whole situation is so basic, nsfw doesn't realize it's being as outdated as the lizards are and it's disgusting and you're encouraging it more than anyone marks

I have a magic flight too but I prefer rolling joints so I barely use it. Oh really, calum isn't his real name? I'm shocked. You can call it basic and a step backwards, I see it as getting back to our roots. This forum's purpose from the very beginning was to harass and malign the underclass of inferior internet users on the ytmnd front page, now we have that again in the form of .com. I'm happy with it, we're not going to turn into one big circlejerk like fjs or eat ourselves from the inside like we've been doing the last 3 years. It's better to attack outsiders than live in a state of perpetual civil war.

[steveyos]

just noticed this place is really broken and slow so not only are you all lowering the quality of the entire internet by leaps and bounds with your posting you're doing it in a non-optimized fashion, I don't know how ya'll managed to get any worse this place was bad four years ago but now wooo boy let me tell ya

let me get a tally of who's ok with current-day nsfw and who's not, if you're all ok with how bad this place is again I'll just go away forever, but those of you who aren't when I go, maybe you can follow............................................

[steveyos]

I have a magic flight too but I prefer rolling joints so I barely use it. Oh really, calum isn't his real name? I'm shocked. You can call it basic and a step backwards, I see it as getting back to our roots. This forum's purpose from the very beginning was to harass and malign the underclass of inferior internet users on the ytmnd front page, now we have that again in the form of .com. I'm happy with it, we're not going to turn into one big circlejerk like fjs or eat ourselves from the inside like we've been doing the last 3 years. It's better to attack outsiders than live in a state of perpetual civil war.

marks it's mind boggling reading your responses since you're solely responsible for this bull shit, of course you like talking to lizards you pretty much are one

the fact you just explained what this place WASN'T originally goes to show you how much you don't even know

I already knew you liked how the forum currently is though already had your vote placed, no need for further discussion

[steveyos]

here's another tip delete http://www.rubycalaber.com/forums/fo...mpire-s-school or just rename it clay's wow sanctum and make it hidden only for fags who play wow

[BoobyKalabrr]

PRO TIP: fuck off back to the fjs's arts and crafts forum

[steveyos]

regardless of what happens here fjs' doors are open for tim as all of you have gotten worse he has gotten better, never have I appreciated the simplicities and brilliance of seeing a post with just "i'm gay" in it than seeing him put it in between the thousands of horrible posts you all have been making lately, that one post if him simply typing "i'm gay" has been sincerely the best post here in monnnnnnnnnnnnnths

[steveyos]

PRO TIP: fuck off back to the fjs's arts and crafts forum

lol what the hell is radikal.ru are you some sort of russian extreme sports guy?

[BoobyKalabrr]

fatty, learn to paint. you're making a mess of it

[steveyos]

oh ok that guy's definitely not from this forum boy it sure hurts seeing pictures I took of stuff I made to post on the internet it hurts seeing someone take what I already posted myself and posting it to troll me, it hurts because of how fucking gay this guy is clearly over 50 clearly needs to go

[BoobyKalabrr]

oh ok that guy's definitely not from this forum boy it sure hurts seeing pictures I took of stuff I made to post on the internet it hurts seeing someone take what I already posted myself and posting it to troll me, it hurts because of how fucking gay this guy is clearly over 50 clearly needs to go

what's the matter porky, a little constructive criticism and you getting all whiny.

[steveyos]

he clearly also has about as good an understanding of english as elz except he's not funny, why is this allowed?