Using isochronic tones to try and sleep

[Lisa]

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white noise works best for me a fan on high is the thing

[steveyos YOLO]

Try using a large caliber pistol to the side of your head

[Lisa]

I always have a fan on for white noise, even in winter, good to have the air circulate too

But these isochronic tones are meant to manipulate your brain waves

[Lisa]

It goes for an hour and so far I have fallen asleep before it finishes both times I've tried it

[steveyos YOLO]

Everyone cares a lot it seems

[maks]

I know I say this a lot but you're p stupid lisa

[Lisa]

This is a post about isochronic tones, not an IQ test

[Lisa]

I have cramps

isn't listening to whale songs basically the same thing?

[Lisa]

No it's more like a beeping at intervals that eventually manipulates your brain waves into different states

Here's an online one, I use an app

http://mynoise.net/NoiseMachines/iso...eGenerator.php

[cagordon]

No one gives a shit about lisas sleep habits. Josh, would you sniff lisa's putrid sticky fingers?

[Lisa]

Try hard retard.

[steveyos YOLO]

Try brushing your rotting teeth and maybe after the putrid smell goes away you'll fall asleep

[Lisa]

Can guarantee you my teeth are a lot whiter than yours

did rootbeer buy you dental work

[Lisa]

did rootbeer buy you dental work

Nope. He offered many times but I wouldn't let him spend the money.

I'm waiting for my wisdom teeth to get taken out, should be in a couple of months, the pain and pressure should be a bit better then.

He offered many times

jesus christ

[Lisa]

jesus christ

He offered a lot of things I wouldn't let him pay for, he even wanted to buy me a new car

lisa, if i had, a trillion dollars i wouild buy you a car, like a old ford pinto or something

[Lisa]

lisa, if i had, a trillion dollars i wouild buy you a car, like a old ford pinto or something

Lol I wouldn't let you but that's sweet :)

[Lisa]

I have a Holden barina

[Lisa]

It's green and called Kermy

id take out a life insurace policy on you and put a firebomb rigged to expldoe in the cars ignition

[Lisa]

*blank stare*

Ok

wow, you drive a fucking geo metro

or maybe a chevy aveo idk what year is it

[Lisa]

Um it's like 1998 I think

It's green, I know it's green

so its a opel corsa

[Lisa]

Lol

It's green

jeez