Where the fuck is Pirate Steve?

[sex with dead people]

Pirate Steve, where the fuck is Pirate Steve?

who?

[elezzark]

at least a pound of bacon a day keeps the doctor away

i just ate a ton of bacon it was great

[elezzark]

i don't like eggs

[maks]

you see smoke rising just who could it be it's my rhyme and crime partner d dash l o c

[elezzzark]

I can't believe rootbeer just ate a bacon log

[maks]

I'm not surprised rootbeer just ate a bacon log

[elezzzark]

I'm not surprised rootbeer just ate a bacon log

bacon logs are miracle medicines to skinny people

[maks]

bacon logs are miracle medicines to skinny people

this is far from bacon's only miracle

[elezzzark]

Pirate Steve, where the fuck is Pirate Steve?

fuck you weirdo for remembering to abandoned poster, dammit you're very freaky, someone needs to call police for stalking him

[sex with dead people]

fuck you weirdo for remembering to abandoned poster, dammit you're very freaky, someone needs to call police for stalking him

Remember when you got your feelings hurt by gush and you dedicated months of your life stalking her every move online and made a website about her because you're a whiney little spic bitch who was stupid enough to think a girl would be interested in a deaf retard? No?

[elezzzark]

Remember when you got your feelings hurt by gush and you dedicated months of your life stalking her every move online and made a website about her because you're a whiney little spic bitch who was stupid enough to think a girl would be interested in a deaf retard? No?

Hi Nicaraguan Sales

[Plug Drugs]

there's been a few periods of my life where all i did was get stoned and then make a bacon and egg + toast breakfast at around 3 in the afternoon, then watch netflix

[Genital Doli]

there's been a few periods of my life where all i did was get stoned and then make a bacon and egg + toast breakfast at around 3 in the afternoon, then watch netflix

quoteing and bumpeing this thread as proof taht plug drugs is and always has been terrile

[elezzzark]

i imagine if rootbeer ate some bacon logs, then it looks like:

[Plug Drugs]

dont buy in to the "bacon is unhealthy" bullshit, a reasonable amount of bacon is fine,
your body needs cholesterol for testosterone production and to aid in muscle growth.
There isn't a whole lot of protein in bacon, you'd be better off with just eggs or a hamburger

yes these pie in the sky idealists need to realize that bacon is what makes the world go round

[Kyle Venooker]

http://www.piratesteve.com/

[boobz]

dont buy in to the "bacon is unhealthy" bullshit, a reasonable amount of bacon is fine,
your body needs cholesterol for testosterone production and to aid in muscle growth.
There isn't a whole lot of protein in bacon, you'd be better off with just eggs or a hamburger

You can eat pounds of bacon every day and not get fat. Good fats are just that. Don't eat hamburgers. Read up on keto and Gary Taubes.

i had bite sized pieces of stea k wrapped in bacon on a skewer yesterday for lunch oops

[Plug Drugs]

those animals are going to die anyways stomple, better they get killed quickly by a live-stock slaying device and die in a matter of milliseconds than be eaten alive by wolves out in the wilderness

[Plug Drugs]

i theorize that stomple's faggotness results from his lack of intake of cholesterol and protein and his body doesn't make enough testosterone
you should buy some testosterone ampoules and shoot it up and make a thread about it

[Genital Doli]

Im about to kick youre ass nerds.

[maks]

he really needs to just die

[Genital Doli]

[Plug Drugs]

i don't see how anyone who watches anime could kick anyone's ass
watching anime = your body's estrogen is too high

[Genital Doli]

"Bu- Doli... I thoght you only liked anime ironically??"

[Plug Drugs]

"Bu- Doli... I thoght you only liked anime ironically??"

no i knew that you actually liked anime
i can't understand why though.

fooly cooly is a guilty pleasure of mine, i'll say that. I just can't watch any other show without feeling like a complete faggot