Holy shit this weather is crazy

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Pissing down hard one minute, like buckets, then the next minute the sun is out. Been like that all day.

I’m just in bed posting. It just rained so freaking hard for a minute

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I have dreams about weed, I love it so much.

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Wish I had some

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Got half a mind to have a hot shower but that would mean getting out of bed so I don’t know

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I’ll do it and have an ice cream

i have a small penis

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i have a small penis

My ass is huge

So is yours apparently

What size snickers are we talking? Fun size? Snack size? Share size?

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Bite size?

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Should I have lemonade or orange juice... OR lemonade AND orange juice?

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I’ll mix them together

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That was too ambitious, I just guzzled some orange juice and crawled back into bed.

Sleep would be good.

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My cat is sleeping on my bum

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It’s like a giant cushion to her

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I had to move though

I need more orange juice but I don’t want to get up

Someone drink some juice for me