15 narrative haikus regarding the idiotic bullshit which is presently stickied

im eating my lunch
i get on my computer
oh what is this shit.

alarming sticky
posted by ignored user
must click to view post

lies lies lies lies lies
scathing rage over the thread
take bite of sandwich

mm i love turkey
turkey, cheese, advacado
on a jewish rye

im at a deli
logged onto ruby's forums
reading this bullshit

he didn't attempt
the whole premise is a farce
an unfunny joke

steveyos quality
FJS-level humor
aka NF

if he really had
id take the day off to mourn
and count my blessings

im sorry that i
dont find the humor in this
but its just so lame

making light of life
especially that which is
so very precious

as my first enter
net crush and internet love
rubycalaber

who are all these fools
what is juji? lisa? huh?
lol no name brand scum

two thousand and six
summer forums forever
caz marnie and will

m0nde ooble dp
all the regular posters
i love nostalgia

but i hate sick jokes
like the stickied thread posted
in the candy crew

[blumpkin blownuts]

thread makes me hungry
wish i was at deli too
for gefilte fish

[steveyos]

six syllables in my line you straight up gay

[blumpkin blownuts]

its stevey-os and not steve-yos?
i was fooled too

[steveyos]

it was stevey O S until ruby called me stevey-o's then that stuck

[steveyos]

thinking about changing my name to Nick Canon

[blumpkin blownuts]

chef boiardi's Stevey-O's

[blumpkin blownuts]

none of those made sense to me so i just randomly decided on steve-yos /stiv yɒs/

[steveyos]

NO

this hasnt gotten enough replies. bumping

[Genital Doli]

why does fanfare have neg rep lol

[maks]

I predict a fake-girl-who-ruby-has-a-crush-on catfight

[steveyos]

because he gave me $100 to delete ytmnds

[sex with dead people]

why does fanfare have neg rep lol

I do it because he's a faggot who kept making topics at fjs last year asking stevey to ban me claiming I was ruining his forum.

[steveyos]

lol I forget all that

[sex with dead people]

I'll ban him at fjs when you make me admin.

[steveyos]

not until you give me more money than he gave me

[steveyos]

stupid bye

[sex with dead people]

Bye...

[steveyos]

will you buy me assassination creed 3 by any chance

[sex with dead people]

I'll give you my MP disk and online pass for it if you get a 360.

[plusle riot]

i beat that shit 2 days after i got it now i just fuck around on black ops 2 and madden 13 hue

[sex with dead people]

I still haven't beaten it yet after a month

[juji]

I removed his one red bar

[plusle riot]

I still haven't beaten it yet after a month

get your vidya on

I removed his one red bar

that's what she said

[blumpkin blownuts]

blippah dippah zippah zed
what once was green, now turn to redddd
muhuhuhahahahahahaaaaa

[plusle riot]

i am an art fag
check out my edgy new thread
i miss you ruby

why did you leave me
for that bitch desolation
i am so alone

[juji]

i beat that shit 2 days after i got it now i just fuck around on black ops 2 and madden 13 hue

xbox or ps3?

[plusle riot]

xbox

[jon]

this one's better