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    sorry it took me so long to get back here 
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    R.i.p. Garfield 1986-2016 Garfield's Avatar
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    i wasin the hospital to have several hemmoroids removed from my butthole. turns out all those big turds i was bragging about werent really all that funny. they were serious. i have to have my butthole sewed shut and poop soggy playdough noodles out of a neon curly straw into a applebees kids cup for the rest of my life
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    "Ay, get it right, two threads and let your rep be green."

    - YOUNG DRO
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    srry 2 hear about your stretched asswhole i hope you are feeling better! !
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    thnx bro a professional hole mending was just what the doctor orderd
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    Did they take pics of your buttocks chamber?
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    no they mainly just felt around then put me to sleep and when i woke up it was a little sore but they assurred me everything would be fine
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    did you walk out the door with a stack of fresh $20 bills or did they take down your insurance information
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    tired holes are most suspectible of injury




    **This account has been officially hacked and the original user is not liable for any future posts**
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    i just tipped the nurse and ran out
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