I've made maks go all fruity and spammy again

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XD

[maks]

please stop making threads about me I don't want anyone to mistakenly think we're friends

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I bet you're ticklish

[maks]

I'll bet you'd go down in one punch

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I'll bet you'd go down in one punch

I think I'd win against you in a fight

[maks]

You are a sadistic fuck for wanting Lisa to give you head after you punch her!

remember what I said about the uncle humor

I said 'don't be an uncle'

remember?

[maks]

I think I'd win against you in a fight

no you look about ready to keel over already in fact I wouldn't be surprised if there was a heart attack in your near future

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no you look about ready to keel over already in fact I wouldn't be surprised if there was a heart attack in your near future

no I could beat you

[juji]

no I could beat you

seriously, have even you beaten a man?

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seriously, have even you beaten a man?

yes I have

a couple of times... more like a few really

[maks]

holy shit I don't care I'd feel dirty even touching you just stay the fuck away from me or you'll get shot because you're a sociopath and I have no room for that in my life right now

[maks]

seriously, have even you beaten a man?

she looks like a strong wind would knock her over, so no. she's hit men who were too proud to hit her back, but that's not winning a fight it's being a crazy cunt

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for good reasons of course

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my best defense is I look small, am female and people then naturally assume you can't fight

that's is USUALLY their mistake

not that I've won them all by a long shot lol

[juji]

No, you can't beat a man because you are not Chun-Li

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but it's not like I go around fighting people

in a few circumstances, under duress, I have reacted violently into some jerk's face

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No, you can't beat a man because you are not Chun-Li

bullshit

I'm a fucking ninja compared to the average jo blo

I did grow up as an acrobat in the circus... long time ago but traces of it are still there

[maks]

this is one of those times when I can't tell if she's full of shit or just deluded

[juji]

bullshit

I'm a fucking ninja compared to the average jo blo

I did grow up as an acrobat in the circus... long time ago but traces of it are still there

acrobat in the circus? seriosuly, make a video to prove

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acrobat in the circus? seriosuly, make a video to prove

no it's true

same with my little brothers

one of them was a stunt double in a movie... but don't want to say which because the last name is in the credits

I've got more pictures of my brothers doing circus tricks than me, here's two of my youngest brother....



I have a vhs tape of me but that's it, it's old

oh and this pic of me on stage in a circus show... I'm the one at the front....

I did mainly web (the rope that hangs from the ceiling that you spin around), slackwire (my main act... walking on and doing tricks on a loose wire), stilts, tightwire... and just other acrobatics

[steveyos]

marks walks a tight rope between being an unfunny nerd and an unfunny asshole

[steveyos]

he'll never fall because that would be funny

[blumpkin blownuts]

bullshit

I'm a fucking ninja compared to the average jo blo

I did grow up as an acrobat in the circus... long time ago but traces of it are still there

the acrobats are the trapeze artists, tumblers, etc
catching chickens and biting their heads off means you were a GEEK

obviously it was a long time ago if you're getting that confused

[blumpkin blownuts]

cirque de sloppy pusseil

[timmy]

I'll bet you'd go down in one punch

[juji]

no it's true

same with my little brothers

one of them was a stunt double in a movie... but don't want to say which because the last name is in the credits

I've got more pictures of my brothers doing circus tricks than me, here's two of my youngest brother....



I have a vhs tape of me but that's it, it's old

oh and this pic of me on stage in a circus show... I'm the one at the front....

I did mainly web (the rope that hangs from the ceiling that you spin around), slackwire (my main act... walking on and doing tricks on a loose wire), stilts, tightwire... and just other acrobatics

why couldn't you make a video about your acrobat skills?

[sex with dead people]

image was taken in 1962 when Lisa was 35

[timmy]

i was gonna say that... she must be older than she says she is