Breakdown of the iraq war(s), rounds 1, 2, and 3

[Plug Drugs]

So back in like the early 90s saddam hussein was like "i want kuwait, then ill have an ocean coast and shit, i think ill take it"

So, the united states went in to stop him. We protected kuwait but left saddam in power or something for whatever reason

Come 2003: Basically out of the blue, George Bush Junior and his administration decide that we should go back to iraq and kick saddam out of power.

The collateral damage over the years folliwing the invasion and occupation by the US is absolutely staggering. Basically if you think of it like a video game, for every one enemy combatant we took out, we also accidentally took out 10 to 100 civilians.

Because of that, many people living in the region are pissed off and decide to become rebels.

Now, the US goes in for round 3 with the intention of stomping out sparks before it becomes a fire,

[Plug Drugs]

However, this generation of americans is different; most of them didnt approve of the iraq war in 03, but had no say in it.
America doesnt want to go back in, but people fight with themselves in their own heads to realize they might have to

[Plug Drugs]

I just want to shut out all the news about it, its such a clusterfuck and its like it never fucking ends, fighting keeps spurring up over and over and over its a fucking headche

[steveyos YOLO]

Are you gonna join the military now?

hes too fucking fat, they wont take him

[Plug Drugs]

No I'm not joining the military

hes too fucking fat, they wont take him

I'm like the most able-bodied person who posts here everyone is all frail and inactive
Also ill post a picture of myself in a few days when i start looking like a skeleton

[Plug Drugs]

Asceticism my young padawan, followed abruptly by extreme indulgence and rattling between the two

[juji]

Perhaps Plug drugs would join ISIS

[juji]

https://vid.me/xuoV

[juji]

Joining ISIS is very possible, http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontl...-joining-isis/

[timmy]

Hes too degenerate for isis

[timmy]

I want to get a south American girl to moan papito while i cum in her ass

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Enjoy worms in your dick Tim

[Plug Drugs]

No, i'm going to join the peace corps and go help tsunami victims and stuff

no you're not going to do anything but sit there doing drugs and eating up welfare

[Plug Drugs]

Who told you i eat up welfare? Because I dont. Except maybe that I was on food stamps once for a few months but i was working then too

No, I don't fall back on the state for help, I fall back on my family (who doesnt really have the money to do that). So I'm stuck loafing most of the time, I dont even have money to go get a job to make money. And with minimum wage as shitty as it is right now, I decided that I will just sit here and starve to death before I work min wage (they need to raise it anf the rest of the system needs to fix its shit).

It's also a little bit of an insult to my intelligence that I'm smarter than everyone but society decided it wants me working minimum wage long term

Post secondary education is still broken, isnt it? As in they want me to get deep in debt to pay to be taught watered down bullshit, for a community college anyways.
I'd perhaps consider getting in debt.for a U education, but even then, am I going to get a degree then be stuck waiting in line with other people who have that degree, waiting to get a job?

I don't even know what I want to do with myself if I were to go to a U.. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH MY LIFE M0NDE

[Plug Drugs]

Hey I got an idea, lets just make college free so people can switch their major at whim and then suplly/demand will work itself out so we dont end up with 200 million marine biologists and photographers.

just go to australia and smoke meth on the dole

[Plug Drugs]

But amphetamines would make me want to do something with myself but then thered be nothing to do with myswlf because i moved to australia to live on the dola

[jon]

ahahaha talking about the middle east without starting in WWI who lets this fucking retard even use wikipedia shit thread not reading more than 8 words

[Plug Drugs]

Blah blah lawrence of arabia, suez canal, saudi oil, blah blah Jews everywhere moved to Israel after Ww2, some foul language was exchanged between the jews and the palestinians, one thing lead to another, things got out of hand, wars spring up off and on, the US sorta picked sides with israel, then correct me if I'm wrong, but the US then started taking sides in OTHER conflicts in the region, before you know it the US is funding warlords and shit, and eventually everyone is scratching their head wondering why there was fighting in the first place

[Plug Drugs]

Only one solution... Jew + Palestinian mass orgy; mix the blood lines, gogogogo

[Plug Drugs]

Its the first rule in the book: never get involved in a land war in asia, like the guy in the princess bride said

god plz stop

idea : give thus guy his own place to post - hint hint

[maks]

yeah we need to raise the minimum wage because burger flippers with no skills at all are totally worth $15 an hour

[maks]

THEY WORK HARD DAMMIT (but not as hard as the machines that will be rolled out to replace them when they're no longer cost effective)

[Autistic Spectrum]

really changed my world view thanksevery body

[Plug Drugs]

yeah we need to raise the minimum wage because burger flippers with no skills at all are totally worth $15 an hour

Basically, if it got any lower, it wouldnt be worth the time to do it and you'd have to do it yourself :(

[Plug Drugs]

Theyre shitty jobs no one else wants to do, so they should get paid more.. wre cant all get paid to sit at a desk; nothing would get done