Yesterday (or today whatever ) he cut his wrist in front of his parents, severing an artery and sending him straight to the emergency room.

He texted me the doctor said he was a millimeter away from losing all function in his hand, but that sounds like chiding medical bullshit so I think we can all safely disregard it.

Anyway, let's use this thread to send him our well-wishes, make fun of him, and discuss what drove him to do this.