Clarissa let's talk about where you're at in your life now

[TheLizardWhisperer]

How's your relationship with your grandparents?

[urkles girlfriend]

what do you think about sharks?

[urkles girlfriend]

they have small beady eyes in which to coldy regard their prey at the oceans surface.

[urkles girlfriend]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/...93_636x358.jpg

[TheLizardWhisperer]

They are ok, just another reason not to fuck around in the ocean. Are you afraid to discuss personal things?

[urkles girlfriend]

i am afraid of sharks!

[urkles girlfriend]

they could swallow me whole!

[TheLizardWhisperer]

They could pick you up by your hair and throw you across the room!

[urkles girlfriend]

even worse! they could bite you in half!!!!

[TheLizardWhisperer]

it's ok you already have shark bait ;)

[urkles girlfriend]

I will assume that's a compliment. ^_^

[urkles girlfriend]

Keep trying to mess with me, you'll be disbarred from witty mememaking ever again.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

nothing wrong with sharkbait

[urkles girlfriend]

Are you referring to my vagina? thats not very subtle

[TheLizardWhisperer]

no I'm referring to your labia minora

[urkles girlfriend]

y-y-youre n-not calling it a piece of meat are you??!!! N-nooo NOOOOOOO!

[urkles girlfriend]

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!!!! nf no witty mememaking itt move along folks

[TheLizardWhisperer]

meme is pronounced mee-mee

[urkles girlfriend]

you want to talk about my grandma you fuckicng not witty mememaking psysho fine

Once upon a time there was a dear little girl who was loved by everyone on the forums she posted at, but most of all by her grandmother.

One day her mother dead mother's ghost said to her: 'Come, Caggles, heres a box a wine; take it to your grandmother.'

[urkles girlfriend]

[QUOTE=TheLizardWhisperer;775526861]meme is pronounced mee-mee[/QUO

[TheLizardWhisperer]

did caggles drink the box of wine instead of taking it to granny?????!EDFDSF

[urkles girlfriend]

im too lazy to write the rest of it. im going crazy. ive been trapped at jons work all day im so bored

[urkles girlfriend]

i know that i want my cigarette early today

[TheLizardWhisperer]

was it bring your whore to work day?

[urkles girlfriend]

we are going to dave and busters with friends afterwords.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

dave and busters is where christians go oh right nvm,


anyway I used to have a pink unicorn tshirt that I wore a lot.

[urkles girlfriend]

cant watch game of thrones yet wears a pink unicorn shirt. way to be edgy

[urkles girlfriend]

thats fucking ridiculous you know

[TheLizardWhisperer]

it was a witty meme

[urkles girlfriend]

you'll never be a part of the witty meme making crew.