Cag I bet my balls smell better than Jon's balls

.... I shave em too.

[urkles girlfriend]

shaving your balls makes them awful and prickly. if you really want them to be smooth, you'd get your sack waxed, but you're probably an enormous prickly pussy and afraid of the pain. Jon's balls also smell delightfully minty fresh. he's by far the best smelling male in existence.

[urkles girlfriend]

tried to lick his armpit, he wouldn't let me.

... I shave my asshole too. did you ever try and give Jon some ass licking?

[urkles girlfriend]

just get it waxed, chicken shit