post your home screens / cag fantasies itt

[majorcum]

[majorcum]

[maks]

{ SCENE: Interior, strip club. 'Pour Some Sugar on Me' plays in the background. Marks is in a leather couch, cag is grinding him }

MARKS: Are you sure jon won't mind?
CAG: Of course not silly, jon is ultra liberal, be believes in sharing the wealth!
JON: Vote for Bernie Sanders!
MARKS: In that case, grab his debit card, lets do a little skiing
JON: This country needs sensible gun control!
CAG: Tee hee! Way ahead of you!

{ CAG reaches behind her back, producing a large plastic bag in each hand. One is filled with white powder, the other with green nugs }

JON: Healthcare is a human right! We are the 99%!

{ fade to black }

[maks]

why do you have a csv viewer why didn't you just get excel

Wow maks

That was super hot bro

[majorcum]

was that a generator if not nice post and because I couldn't open my dashlane export in excel for android and nobody will use my fucking dashlane referal link so I get free premium to sync across devices and that's why because you're all jerks ok

[maks]

it was until you showed up and ruined it you useless cunt

[majorcum]

do one with cag cody lisa and the verbs can be pat and jack

[majorcum]

grab his debit card is the best line

do one with cag cody lisa and the verbs can be pat and jack

Nah you both look really dumb just so you know

[majorcum]

you look really dumb

was that a generator if not nice post and because I couldn't open my dashlane export in excel for android and nobody will use my fucking dashlane referal link so I get free premium to sync across devices and that's why because you're all jerks ok

No I tried for you remember and used it because my auto login save whatever function stopped working on this forum like it was saying "oh no not you again no I'm not going to tell you your password you'll have to guess" and so I used dashlane for a while and dashlane was shit so there

you look really dumb

No YOU are

[maks]

was that a generator if not nice post and because I couldn't open my dashlane export in excel for android and nobody will use my fucking dashlane referal link so I get free premium to sync across devices and that's why because you're all jerks ok

nope that little masterpiece was all me

I've never used excel for android but the windows version has no problem opening csv files, weird.

[majorcum]

it's OK I ran out of premium and I'm gonna buy more I actually want to give them money because every day I get to spend every keystrokes making posts not typing the shit y'all still be typing in 2015 hahahahahahaha

[majorcum]

nice typewriter grandpa!!!!!

Oh wow

Stevey you made maks think that was actually good or something

[majorcum]

nope that little masterpiece was all me

I've never used excel for android but the windows version has no problem opening csv files, weird.

might be by a secure file reason but it's cool this app is a shit load smaller than excel and only te.poraeuy

No YOU are

gonna choke you with my dick and I can't even post this because I'm posting the most ridiculous thing ever my dick couldn't choke an ant I know this

[majorcum]

Oh wow

Stevey you made maks think that was actually good or something

marks and I share a humor from the dialup days back before we knew about true comedy like pewdiepie ok brO

[maks]

might be by a secure file reason but it's cool this app is a shit load smaller than excel and only te.poraeuy

I doubt it, CSV stands for comma separated value it's literally just a text file with commas between the fields

marks and I share a humor from the dialup days back before we knew about true comedy like pewdiepie ok brO

Stevey....

you > maks

[majorcum]

excel was over 200mb this app is 6mb I'm glad this was the one that worked I'll also be glad when. republic wireless gets a w10 phone

Stevey....

you > maks

thanks

[maks]

with the unified windows platform in visual studio 2015 devs can publish their programs on real windows and also the phone OS without changing anything so windows phone might actually be worth something soon

[maks]

I for one would love to see a windows phone os that isn't complete shit because I'm goddamn sick of android crashing all the time

....

*backs out of thread*

[urkles girlfriend]

yeah phones! I know lots about them. I build apps for a living. I like html5 quite a bit.

[majorcum]

I love me some windows 10 dude the pbones will be good for real 10 owns I love it I love it I love it spank the tush

[maks]

I don't know why they don't just make phones that run real windows, why bother with this runtime and compatibility layer shit if they can stick an atom cpu in a tablet it shouldn't be that hard to put one in a phone

[majorcum]

idk they went on and on about every version being exactly the same but even if it's just metro and not desktop it'll still be awesome or at least better than android my tegra note got lollipop and I'm pissed